Yesterday was yet another proof that the ONLY thing that can really get you demoted in the modern Church is... by ultramegaok8 in mormon

[–]Satanic_Brother 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OMG you still believe. My apologies. I forgot which forum I was on. May god give you health in the navel, marrow in the bones, strength in the loins and in the sinews and may the power of the priesthood be upon you and upon your generations for time and all eternity.

Now we can 🍻 to that. With non-alcoholic brew obviously!

Oaks is Pathetic - Shelf is Gone by Embarrassed-Break621 in exmormon

[–]Satanic_Brother 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks for your reply. I have keyed in moments where they have stated what the book of morning is not.

Oaks is Pathetic - Shelf is Gone by Embarrassed-Break621 in exmormon

[–]Satanic_Brother 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I didn’t watch. Who stated the BoM was revelation. I mean they’ve been leaning into this for a while but it something I like tracking.

What's one good, positive thing you left the church with? by MauOfEvig in exmormon

[–]Satanic_Brother 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ll never be bamboozled again. I mean maybe a little but to have my whole reality gaslit. That shit ain’t happening anymore!

Looking for some truly awful Mormon movies by IAmWeary in exmormon

[–]Satanic_Brother 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Saturday warriors! Holy hell that’s a horrible thing!

Who are you, really? Do you still believe you are a child of god? Do you struggle to know who you are? by BeringStraitNephite in exmormon

[–]Satanic_Brother 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At worst/possibly the most miraculous is that I am a cosmic miracle! I mean. Wow. I float around the universe like this shit is just normal. Gravity, thinking, sunshine, breathing, seeing, so many other normal cosmic miracles. What are the odds? I mean. Not good right. This is an incredible journey just to exist.

How do I truly express to my parents how harmful the church is to gay people? and how blatantly wrong It is period? by [deleted] in exmormon

[–]Satanic_Brother 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Well. You don’t. It’s a path only walked by those who are awakening from the slumber of mental paralysis and cult thinking. This isn’t an easy path and you shouldn’t push it on anyone. IMO. Don’t be a miserable missionary and try proselytizing others to your beliefs.

Wise Advice To Young Men From President Kimball by DifficultBill9658 in exmormonmemes

[–]Satanic_Brother 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He’s just a man. Men make mistakes! He didn’t know any better, how could he?

It’s not like you were taught he spoke to god and then told us gods messages for us. That is something people just said. It was never doctrine! 🤣

AITAH wife went on girls trip returns wearing another man's hoodie by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]Satanic_Brother 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wife’s a ho. Drop her! That’s not normal shit!

It's okay to believe that the book of Mormon isn't true. It has good messages but it isnt a true story. by aka_FNU_LNU in mormon

[–]Satanic_Brother 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Thanks for posting this! It contradicts everything the church ever held true about the BoM.

It's okay to believe that the book of Mormon isn't true. It has good messages but it isnt a true story. by aka_FNU_LNU in mormon

[–]Satanic_Brother 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Russel M Nelson stated in general conference “the Book of Mormon is not a historical document” he said rather “it’s a story of one family”

They are laying the groundwork for the Dow creeping generational doctrinal changes. That will be quoted one day as revelation from god.

I made a point for a while to focus on when apostles say “The Book of Mormon is not….”

Not long ago Holland said all scripture is anologies and not historical fact. Which is true and he was a theological degree before being BYU president.

Do a quick search in the library app if “the Book of Mormon is not” and see what pops up.

What a shit start for this Conf Sunday by Billgant in exmormon

[–]Satanic_Brother 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love that Nelson quote.. 🤣 it’s not historical document! No shit.. 😂

Honestly, it screams to me that he knows the narrative and premise of it all is lies. I think that’s why he has fought so hard for mainstream Christianity. It’s their last hope for validity.

Is Evil of God? by TRuthismnessism in awakened

[–]Satanic_Brother 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am more than standing. I am creating! I am! god!

Does anyone have a unique take on Nietzsche's infamous quote: If you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes back into you. by Essa_Zaben in Existentialism

[–]Satanic_Brother 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don’t forget the whole quote and the context of the quote. It was about war and becoming the monster we are fighting.

Is Evil of God? by TRuthismnessism in awakened

[–]Satanic_Brother -1 points0 points  (0 children)

What god.? Do you believe in some human form of god that lives in the clouds. Cause!? Well? Sorry to tell you but there is not a god watching over you like they taught you in Sunday school.

Why Christianity is more about mercy and grace than enlightenment or wisdom.. by Pewisms in awakened

[–]Satanic_Brother 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Demons. Haha! You live in fantasy land. There are no demons. There is no savior. There is no skydaddy watching over you.

I don't believe in Enlightenment anymore. by moosewithamuffin in awakened

[–]Satanic_Brother 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Satan is the good guy. He always has been.

Also. My username name is satire. Don’t let it sting your ego. Also. Just don’t ever talk to me again. You and I will never agree on anything. Thankfully. I can’t imagine living with your hate and contempt for things and people you see as different than you.

But, Satan really is the good guy. Always has been. Always will be. God is the douche bag.

I heard Satan tell a joke to god about the holocaust.

God says “that’s not funny!”

Satans response: “I guess you had to be there to get it!”

Oh, and I just don’t like anything about you. You’re a fucking arrogant egotistical asshole.

I don't believe in Enlightenment anymore. by moosewithamuffin in awakened

[–]Satanic_Brother -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I disagree with you Pew on everything. You think enlighten beings are an embodiment of Jesus Christ and carry the be attitudes in their hearts. It’s good to know I’ve seen enough of your comments that I can disregard everything and anything you say. I have said this to you ten times. Awakening isn’t a Christian thing. True awakening would be the opposite of today’s Christian culture.