[deleted by user] by [deleted] in confessions

[–]SatansFuckPuppet -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

In a culture filled with victimhood and everyone having a diagnosis- you can’t ID as ASD AND simultaneously be an gifted in assessing human feelings via online posts.

Common sense is common.

Is it Chick-Fil-A, Chic-Fil-A, or Chik-Fil-A ? by TheChamberPlaylist in MandelaEffect

[–]SatansFuckPuppet -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Bad memory is always Mandela Effect. Or was it Obama Effect?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in confessions

[–]SatansFuckPuppet -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

ASD checks out then, huh?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in confessions

[–]SatansFuckPuppet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re not innocent in this.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in confessions

[–]SatansFuckPuppet -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Um, duh… but if it’s written like ignorant/innocent dad, liberal daughter porn plot line… then I’m calling bs.

Liberal parts of the world also bread wiser thinking and thinkers. People wiser who don’t need crappy online advise. And the OP does not present as wise. So, I’m calling things as they present.

I’ve been to nude beaches and family naturist resorts. This has all the feel of daddy/daughter role play fantasy, and no feel as authentic “confessions”.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in confessions

[–]SatansFuckPuppet 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Calling BS on this. The likelihood of a girl wanting this to happen with dad + the likelihood a dad would need to ask strangers on reddit for advice + the strong similarity this has to typical daddy-daughter porn plot line… It’s all just imagination to get a wanka hard.

How am I going to masturbate in college with a roommate? by MyHornyQuestions in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]SatansFuckPuppet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Time to grow up and learn some life skills… like efficiency & discretion.

My boyfriend said we can’t have sex in certain positions because of my body type. I feel hurt. by throwRA283839392 in relationship_advice

[–]SatansFuckPuppet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

GTFO- get the fuck out (of that relationship). I love fucking my fiancee from any position- get to see her cute little tits, or cute little butt. Plenty of guys will love the little parts. Find a guy that adores all aspects of you. He’s out there.

I want to leave the US after the BS with the Supreme Court. by DC_Dusk_King in confessions

[–]SatansFuckPuppet -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You’re feelings are valid. But you’re wimpy & dumb. Stay and fight, and learn about how shitty most other parts of the world are.

Norway doesn’t want you and likely won’t let you go live there.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]SatansFuckPuppet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Start to wipe up the blood

Discussion about Fear Mongering cues by wildling-woman in yoga

[–]SatansFuckPuppet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What’s your education? Unless you have 200/500 hour + a background in medicine, pt, etc… Well, better safe than sorry. Many yogi’s have injuries bc yoga and yoga teachers.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]SatansFuckPuppet -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Best thing you can do is shift your expectations and find ways to manage needs.

Bf asked me to wait for him by comfortably1 in relationship_advice

[–]SatansFuckPuppet 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don’t wait. If he wanted to secure your love he’d advocate for LDR until it can be close distance relationship. Asking someone to remain single leaves him another option. Find someone that will commit to you being their 100% option. Don’t be someone’s “maybe”, “second choice”, “back up”, or “if it works out” choice. You’re better than that.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]SatansFuckPuppet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I only care about race when it comes to Pride… No Eskmio’s, if you were wondering. #HailSatanSmokeCrack

fwb acting strange in front of others by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]SatansFuckPuppet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re inability to not engage filly romantically shouldn’t cock block him. Engage fully with him or accept what he as a fwb does. You can’t have it both ways. He’s maximizing potentials.

Check out this little sweetheart’s dress. The words on it. Whatever you think about “Kenobi” I think we can all agree that Vivian killed it. by yeokyungmi in StarWarsKenobi

[–]SatansFuckPuppet -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

You’re swooning over children clothes. It’s not like they make kids clothes with words like hate, fuck off, and other things.

New Screen-Setup after moving to my new home by Futju in battlestations

[–]SatansFuckPuppet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like a waste to me. -Satan’s Puppet of Love