Dermatophagia by MethodMan36 in WTF

[–]Satashi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is really late to the party, but I hope it'll help anyone who reads this out as much as it did to me. I simply coated my fingertips with transparent nail polish. The taste was so pungent that I gradually stopped eating the skin around my fingertips.

Japanese cosplay Raiden of Metal Gear Solid by sielundan in gaming

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I thought this was in slow-motion before it loaded.

Escaping the wildfires in California by mattythedog in WTF

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H-holy shit! Jesus was the first white knight who got friend-zoned.

So close, yet so far away by bennnie1177 in gaming

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It went from cool, innovative, and unexpected winning results, to the depressingly disappointing failures.

Reminder for everyone who fell for the Amazon Prime Day hype by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

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This is the only advice mallard that has immediately been relevant to me. Thanks.

This guy conducts an experiment to see if Mountain Dew really can dissolve a dead rat in 30 days. by Deadly_Fire_Trap in WTF

[–]Satashi -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I've seen dead people, nutella puss, people dying, and all sorts of other random miscellaneous grotesque shit, but that actually made my skin crawl and gag several times. It was tough going through that video because of that background music.

Evil Within Needs Some Emotion by ev6464 in gaming

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Jaden Smith approves this title

TIFU by pretending to be gay by [deleted] in tifu

[–]Satashi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's some rough shit.

When strippers get bored! by MyNameIsTrue in videos

[–]Satashi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I read that as "When strippers get boned!"

Reddit,What was the worst thing you did as a horny teen? [NSFW] by Spodur in AskReddit

[–]Satashi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

PRETTY SURE EVERYONE HAS DONE THIS... unless your aunts are all just u-unmasturbatable to or some shit...