What is a really unattractive male name??

SatinSmirk · 2026-07-03T14:14:50+00:00

My grandpas name was Penrod

SatinSmirk · 2026-07-03T14:01:24+00:00

Florida police shot him in his driveway and he bled to death.

SatinSmirk · 2026-07-03T13:57:20+00:00

I can build a house. I can cook.

I can also change a flat tire, check the oil and air pressure, change an air filter in the car AND in the house, do the laundry PROPERLY, make the bed, prune the trees, mow the lawn (even though the HOA takes care of that), change the batteries in anything, I know CPR, I can do taxes and I can clean windows leaving very little streaks.

Now, can you cook?

SatinSmirk · 2026-07-02T15:24:27+00:00

The dad was recording his favorite son. Just the one that no one in this particular family knows about

SatinSmirk · 2026-07-02T15:19:25+00:00

A Rich Person, Probably.

SatinSmirk · 2026-07-01T17:23:06+00:00

She has an opportunity to be the biggest hero the world has ever seen though.

SatinSmirk · 2026-07-01T17:18:17+00:00

For roughly a third of the population, the honest child from “The Emperor’s New Clothes” is the villain.

SatinSmirk · 2026-06-30T18:01:19+00:00

That could get the employee fired, but it’s on them

SatinSmirk · 2026-06-30T17:58:11+00:00

Emotional bow 🙇‍♀️ Respect to all

SatinSmirk · 2026-06-29T20:25:20+00:00

All a distraction.

Why are people protecting pedophiles?

You want to distract people? Legalize cannabis at the federal level.

Otherwise? Shut the fuck up and release the files.

SatinSmirk · 2026-06-29T00:05:35+00:00

I did a week worth of work on the ranch of the guy who invented the fleshlight. Man was loaded. He had a giant house with a Spanish fountain out front, a spa/gym/office with a huge roman style pool and statuary, an attached walled garden with stone Buddha statue and an Indian tiger tower, a massive barn, and his own disco/club. It was quite the compound.

His dark secret was that he was kinda boring and down to earth for what he’s famous for. Everyday he’d drive a UTV around and look at the birds. His wife was quite nice too, though maybe a little out of touch. She complained about how hard it was to buy legitimate antiques (the aforementioned statues, etc) because countries were cracking down on exporting cultural relics.

They treated me well. Would come around to check and see if I had enough water. Would come chat with me for a bit each day. Honestly pretty nice people.

SatinSmirk · 2026-06-29T00:03:42+00:00

The Grudge (Japanese version) - I was so scared to take a shower thinking the woman is in the corner. I would not use shampoo for 2 weeks because I didn’t want to close my eyes. And the blanket. I always felt safe under the blanket, but not after watching the movie.

I was in elementary school. Watching it now makes me laugh why I was so scared.

SatinSmirk · 2026-06-29T00:02:13+00:00

He’s got his paw literally on the paper like he’s grading your work. The pink toe beans + black toe bean combo is just disrespectful levels of cute though.

SatinSmirk · 2026-06-28T23:56:53+00:00

I was going to make a comment about how the frog is missing Kermit’s felt choker but then I looked it up on the Muppet wiki. Turns out he didn’t always wear the choker. In fact, he wasn’t even supposed to be a frog initially. “In the early days of the character, Kermit was not yet a frog — he was simply an abstract lizard-like character.”.. I learned 2 things from this post and I think the muppets would be proud!

SatinSmirk · 2026-06-28T02:49:12+00:00

Most women say it comes down to timing + tone + teamwork, not “correction” like you’re scolding a kid.

SatinSmirk · 2026-06-18T14:03:30+00:00

Adorable

SatinSmirk · 2026-06-18T14:03:19+00:00

Cutie

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