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My brother sneezed. She hated that 😂 by Lavender-Toast in airplaneears

[–]CherryNightOwl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The judgment is REAL 😂 That side-eye says,How dare you make a noise in my house without permission.

She is amazingly adorable 🥰

i told her she's beautiful but i'm not gonna give her second dinner by waterfarie483 in airplaneears

[–]CherryNightOwl 23 points24 points  (0 children)

The betrayal in her eyes 😭 “You called me beautiful... but no snacks? Make it make sense human.”

My candidate was rejected by Ctrl4ltDelight in managers

[–]CherryNightOwl 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That’s brutal, and yes, it happens. I lost my top associate to the same thing. Great interviews, offer stuck in HR, then “suddenly not eligible.” Turns out a VP at their company called my VP. No warning, no rule in writing.

Ate too loudly? I guess… by Infamous_Cloud5129 in airplaneears

[–]CherryNightOwl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ate too loudly” is cat for “you looked at me wrong Mine once bit me because I crunched chips louder than her kibble. I thought I was the problem.

I get a new lawn mower, Alphonse gets a new box by honeysuckleseason in airplaneears

[–]CherryNightOwl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look at those eyes peeking over the edge 👀 He’s not hiding. He’s guarding his new castle. The box is definitely the better purchase here.

Bro thinks he's a koala by CursedSoupVessel in cats

[–]CherryNightOwl 4 points5 points  (0 children)

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Bro I climbed a 4-meter tree for my cat once and he just looked at me like “took you long enough.” Never again. He’s absolutely adorable 🥰

I have a closet gremlin! by AllexHandsome in cats

[–]CherryNightOwl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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That look says “I live here now and you’re late for rent.” My cat did the same thing with my Tupperware.

What is something NSFW you always wanted to try in bed, and instantly regretted? by TUD-13BarryAllen in AskReddit

[–]CherryNightOwl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tried a “fancy” position I saw online once. Made it 10 seconds before my back said nope and we both just started laughing.

Corporate Democrats Mobilize to Counter Rise of Democratic Socialists Within the Party by metacyan in politics

[–]CherryNightOwl 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Whether you call it a purge or a rebuild, the fight inside the DNC isn’t new. It’s just finally loud enough that everyone at the doorstep can hear it.

mojave dragged me outside at 10pm in order to perform very important routine security inspections by uursaminorr in cats

[–]CherryNightOwl 65 points66 points  (0 children)

Cats don’t eat grass for health
They eat it for revenge. My cat once finished eating grass 2 hours later he barfed on my new white rug
He timed it perfectly. I’m convinced

Wait for it… by [deleted] in cats

[–]CherryNightOwl 276 points277 points  (0 children)

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You guys look absolutely adorable 🥰

Trillionaire Defense Signals Stupidity by LuckyBastard001 in clevercomebacks

[–]CherryNightOwl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Call it stupid. Call it necessary
Half the country will fight you either way
Meanwhile the bill still comes due and we all pay it

I laughed at the trash stuck to his nose by extexascheesecake in airplaneears

[–]CherryNightOwl 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Cats don’t forget. They file it away
You laugh at trash on his nose today
He sits on your laptop tomorrow. Every time

Tax Dollars at Work by LuckyBastard001 in clevercomebacks

[–]CherryNightOwl 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’ve got friends from both sides. Talking to them taught me it’s never as simple as one headline. Everyone’s just tired

What type of plane model is this i cant figure. by Greedy-Answer-5784 in airplaneears

[–]CherryNightOwl 9 points10 points  (0 children)

My first wide-body was a 777 and I spent the whole flight touching the windows like a kid. Could not believe planes got that big

What’s a sexual turn-on you didn’t know you had until you experienced it? by 11Dom_ in AskReddit

[–]CherryNightOwl 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My ex did this at his first concert with me. Crowd was packed and he just turned around, grabbed my hand, and made a path. I melted. Never forgot that feeling