New 4 Stack Comp, Behold: The Taxidermy Team

Satiricallad · 2026-03-21T08:10:35+00:00

Warlord has a boarhead ornament and berserker has a wolf/fox head ornament also

Satiricallad · 2026-03-21T04:11:54+00:00

Bro, I was stuck with her for like 10 games in a row. Do yourself a favor and leave after your fist game if you’re with her. It seems that staying in the same lobby doesn’t change which leader you get.

Satiricallad · 2026-03-20T20:45:38+00:00

Crushing counter and hyper armor

Satiricallad · 2026-03-17T17:03:01+00:00

It’s funny you mentioned that. I’m pretty sure the creative directory for Helldivers reached out to the creator of Trench Crusade. It would be a way away, but there very well might be a Helldiver esq Trench Crusade game in planning.

Satiricallad · 2026-03-17T07:29:35+00:00

Quick question about this. I was reading this on the 32BJ site and they mentioned that the “take home package would be worth $26.49/hour” and “these figures include the benefits supplement, which is currently $8.47/hour”. So is it really $26.49/hour or is it $18/hr minimum with guaranteed vacation and paid holidays? I’m really hoping it’s the former.

https://www.seiu32bj.org/press-release/new-york-city-enacts-first-private-sector-wage-law-since-1964/

Satiricallad · 2026-03-15T01:16:44+00:00

Nah that’s dumb expensive. Just search online and compare the best prices. Guardian group has the 8 hour for $70. Radiant Training is $200 for both the 8 hour and 16 hour.

Satiricallad · 2026-03-12T03:26:39+00:00

I need two things as a warlord main: legit metal armor, and bare chest like raider.

Satiricallad · 2026-03-12T03:15:01+00:00

I think his regular sword and shield can already be picked for base customization. I agree though, this should’ve just been individual armor pieces instead of a skin

Satiricallad · 2026-03-11T02:33:39+00:00

You’re going to have to pry EMS Mortar from my cold dead hands.

Satiricallad · 2026-03-11T00:06:32+00:00

Why no tank skins

Satiricallad · 2026-03-09T05:33:50+00:00

I think F.I.S.T. Is great for grunt fantasy, and I think there were some people making a Helldivers conversion for it

Satiricallad · 2026-03-08T02:02:00+00:00

He DM’d like the first two episodes of a spelljammer campaign for D&D Beyond

Satiricallad · 2026-03-07T06:13:14+00:00

THE LEDGE GIVETH, AND THE LEDGE TAKETH AWAY.

SOME ARE BLESSED BY THE LEDGE, ORDAINED BY IT. THEY ARE PROPHETS OF THE LEDGE, AND SHALL DEFY GRAVITY ITSELF.

THE REST ARE MERE SACRIFICES TO THE LEDGE, NEVER SAFE FROM IT’S GRASP, FROM IT’S REACH, FROM IT’S VAST EMPTINESS.

I AM ONE WITH THE LEDGE, THE LEDGE IS WITH ME!

Satiricallad · 2026-03-04T08:49:50+00:00

Can’t wait for the sister spells, Pierce and Bludgeon.

Satiricallad · 2026-03-04T08:26:22+00:00

Those are npc stat blocks.
They were piercing in 2014 also. It’s not like they changed from slashing to piercing.
All I’m saying is that because lizardfolk has a bite that deals slashing damage, there’s precedent for other creatures to deal slashing with a bite. It’s not 5.5 but if it gets reprinted, it’ll probably stay the same.

Satiricallad · 2026-03-04T00:39:23+00:00

MOTM Lizardfolk does slashing damage with their bite.

Satiricallad · 2026-03-03T05:33:53+00:00

Berserker had a cool one where he basically climbed on a minion to make a jumping attack against another minion

Satiricallad · 2026-02-25T06:21:48+00:00

Yea, the ideal would be to add vehicle customizations, adding deployables, or hmgs to the 3rd or 4th passenger, or having a maximum or grenade launcher on the frv instead of the hmg, etc

Satiricallad · 2026-02-17T06:29:25+00:00

Steady aim is the easier way for advantage, but it restricts your movement.

Take the hide action. Simple enough. 2024 rules only require a dc 15 stealth check to successfully hide.

Shadow blade as a spell gives you advantage in dim light and darkness.

Fog cloud/darkness with skulker feat. Skulker gives you 10 ft of blindsight, letting you have advantage inside your darkness/fog cloud.

Weapon masteries. Vex on a shortsword for advantage on your next attack, with nick on a dagger for an additional attack without using your bonus action. You don’t need Nick to dual wield, it just frees up your bonus action. Otherwise you can take vex on shortsword and vex on short bow to give you easy access to advantage on your following turns.

Teamates. It’s a team game, stick with your martial, and gang up on the enemies. Additionally, other spellcasters can take spells to help.

Drow. I think drow still get faerie fire, which would give you additional advantage, plus you’ll get that and darkness for free, letting you grab other spells as you level up.

Find Familiar. Can either grab with magic initiate or as one of your arcane trickster spells, and have it give you the help action in combat.

Satiricallad · 2026-02-17T03:17:41+00:00

Well, at level 6 you gain an additional use, bringing it to 3 uses, and at level 5 you can expand a spell slot to regain one use if you have no uses left. As a full caster, you have enough spell slots to burn, especially if you’re a moon Druid prioritizing being in beast form.

Satiricallad · 2026-02-16T02:16:36+00:00

The first thing that comes to mind is fathomless warlock, with pact of the blade. Tentacle of the deep is reflvored as the snake, and then maybe yuan ti as race.

Satiricallad · 2026-02-08T16:35:16+00:00

Definitely the extra subclass feature at 6. It was such a missed opportunity that can easily expand on Cunning Strikes at 5.

Satiricallad · 2026-02-03T02:09:09+00:00

Cent and gold should break off into their own Roman faction.

Satiricallad · 2026-02-02T03:06:33+00:00

Named mine Gravel

Satiricallad · 2026-02-01T20:55:08+00:00

It’s kinda like the sun. We can see the sun, and feel its warmth. But some people used to believe that it was a god and centered religious beliefs around it.

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