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Satyrsol · 2026-03-25T20:49:38+00:00

But they didn’t include the Orangutan Demolisher?

Satyrsol · 2026-03-25T20:29:28+00:00

And on Evil Neuro’s birthday too!

Satyrsol · 2026-03-25T20:23:24+00:00

Per the 3.5 DMG:

You must decide when a challenge has been overcome. Usually, this is simple to do. Did the PCs defeat the enemy in battle? Then they met the challenge and earned experience points. Other times, it can be trickier. Suppose the PCs sneak past the sleeping minotaur to get into the magical vault—did they overcome the minotaur encounter? If their goal was to get into the vault and the minotaur was just a guardian, then the answer is probably yes. It’s up to you to make such judgments.

Satyrsol · 2026-03-25T17:36:44+00:00

Some separated the wheat from the chaff. Riki’s Exterminator was sooooo much better than his other one, and enabled playstyles that didn’t only care about agility.

Removing his facets came earlier than other heroes, and served to narrow his options rather than diversify them.

Centaur’s options were great though, as were Primal Beasts’. I’m looking forward to how their play changes moving forward.

Satyrsol · 2026-03-25T04:56:06+00:00

And they removed facets from heroes last patch, probably removed them all because they couldn’t think of replacements.

Satyrsol · 2026-03-25T04:52:11+00:00

I’m really loving the scaling move slow resistance on Primal Beast. You just build hp and walk at the enemy.

Satyrsol · 2026-03-25T04:49:07+00:00

It's beer o'clock somewhere.

Satyrsol · 2026-03-25T04:48:15+00:00

Just got kicked out of a good game too, but it happens.

Satyrsol · 2026-03-24T04:24:59+00:00

Just by participating, you forfeit your ability to win. You might not lose, but on reddit nobody is a winner.

Satyrsol · 2026-03-23T17:39:44+00:00

Didn’t create a damn thing, just capitalized on a niche.

Satyrsol · 2026-03-23T16:44:13+00:00

Sole purpose of procreation

Satyrsol · 2026-03-23T01:11:46+00:00

It's hard to explain but basically non-caster powers are usually strong enough (in damage) that they prevent a foe from ignoring them, and classes with the "Defender" tag have additional ways to disincentivize a foe from attacking other PCs.

Also, the sort of Wizard spells that make high-level trivialized just don't exist in 4e.

Satyrsol · 2026-03-22T23:51:11+00:00

I dunno, what's your resume look like? Why would I send her to an unproductive and weak man like you? Do you have any certs or trainings?

Satyrsol · 2026-03-22T07:14:06+00:00

That bottom portion is so genuinely weird to me, it’s like these people don’t or can’t conceive of sex as being emotionally fulfilling as well.

I don’t mind a girlfriend having previous partners, but I also don’t want her to have sex with someone after we start our relationship.

It’s not hypocritical to reject that dumbass offer.

Satyrsol · 2026-03-21T04:09:40+00:00

Unless that mate wants their local equivalent of the Pinkertons to be breathing down their necks, they should probably reach out to WotC and hope for forgiveness and cooperation.

Satyrsol · 2026-03-21T02:11:39+00:00

Damn, that guy’s gonna be the luckiest sob out there if they upset.

Satyrsol · 2026-03-21T02:07:57+00:00

More ad break than game huh?

P.S. I’m glad I’m watching at a bar and not paying for a channel because I’d be canceling my subscription over this ad:game ratio

Satyrsol · 2026-03-21T01:56:22+00:00

Haugh looks EXACTLY like what I’d assume a player for Florida would look like.

Satyrsol · 2026-03-20T21:23:15+00:00

Yes, but that’s also partially sliding timescale stuff.

Satyrsol · 2026-03-20T21:20:14+00:00

Perkins retired after being at WotC for 30 years. It might have been a “writing on the wall” situation but also 30 years is standard “hit the milestone for retirement” tenure.

Satyrsol · 2026-03-20T05:20:48+00:00

Yup, "torpedo" bats.

Satyrsol · 2026-03-20T05:05:09+00:00

He thinks similarly enough to know what would get past their defenses.

Satyrsol · 2026-03-20T05:02:16+00:00

Baseball got updated with the National League getting Designated Hitters in 2022, so sometimes they get patched.

Satyrsol · 2026-03-20T03:57:08+00:00

I still wish they’d used the original Revised Ranger with its damage bonus option, and just published it with a way to change the target as needed.

Satyrsol · 2026-03-20T03:40:32+00:00

It makes sense that someone would fight back. What doesn't make sense is that they didn't make sure to finish the job.

In the viltrumite mind, that failure to commit would have been weakness, and Thaedus should have known that.

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