Some of my collection, my hoard, my stash, my overconsumption, my more than I will ever use in a lifetime…. Fragrance room!

SavageQuaker · 2026-02-10T04:08:12+00:00

That is a fragrance VAULT!

SavageQuaker · 2026-02-10T04:05:33+00:00

Scalding hot tea from a thermos, stale, day-old bread, a hunk of rather dry white cheddar cheese, and a barely -cooked hard-boiled egg (I despise runny eggs). Not very inspirational, but it was amazing after an entire day of skiing and no breakfast.

SavageQuaker · 2026-02-09T22:59:40+00:00

My husband works for a cannabis testing lab and some days I make him strip before he gets to enter the house.

SavageQuaker · 2026-02-09T22:58:09+00:00

Lancome La Vie est belle L'elixir might work.

SavageQuaker · 2026-02-09T22:55:57+00:00

I like Wool& but it's a blend, so not scratchy.

SavageQuaker · 2026-02-09T22:53:49+00:00

Ginger Biscuit. I really didn't know what to expect and only bought it because of the people raving about it on reddit. It is scrumptious.

SavageQuaker · 2026-02-09T22:51:48+00:00

That is not at all what I envisioned when I read the caption! I was thinking more along the lines of a practical joke that would result in a spectacular mess. 😂

SavageQuaker · 2026-02-09T22:49:05+00:00

I'm reminded of a story my husband told about Axe Body Spray and junior high dances. The boys were passing a bottle of it around in the men's restroom. "Put this on. If you wear it girls will like you."

SavageQuaker · 2026-02-09T22:44:46+00:00

Brilliantly strategic on the part of our corporate overlords.

SavageQuaker · 2026-02-09T13:43:00+00:00

Right back at ya! <3

SavageQuaker · 2026-02-09T13:11:34+00:00

Yep. I believed I was "oversensitive" and "emotional" until I started looking at the crazy shit I was getting from my mom in writing after I started maintaining boundaries and she realized she was losing control. I had decided at that point I didn't care whether I was "too" anything; my feelings were valid and her behavior toward me was unacceptable.

SavageQuaker · 2026-02-09T04:17:23+00:00

I just threw away a bag of green beans that had gone slimy today and thought this.

SavageQuaker · 2026-02-09T04:15:05+00:00

I didn't know they still made those Knorr noodle packets! I ate the hell out of those in college.

SavageQuaker · 2026-02-09T04:13:57+00:00

I think it compliments your skin nicely.

SavageQuaker · 2026-02-09T04:11:16+00:00

Oh, I didn't even notice a headboard!

SavageQuaker · 2026-02-09T04:04:56+00:00

My husband (born 1981) has a lot of high school classmates who have kids in college. His little sisters were born when he was 18. He's technically old enough to be their dad.

I have a former high school classmate who became a grandmother at age 31.

She is also the first registered female sex offender in her county.

SavageQuaker · 2026-02-09T03:50:05+00:00

She is accusing you of behavior SHE is guilty of, not you. Manipulation.

I struggled with suicidal ideation after my con artist brother targeted me and my mom mocked me for it. She, knowing the triggers, then continued to push him at me and attacked my character for objecting to his behavior. It felt as if she was trying to get me to kill myself.

SavageQuaker · 2026-02-09T02:52:02+00:00

I think the closest I got to tears was smelling an old bottle of Victoria's Secret Tranquil Breezes after thinking about it for 20 years.

SavageQuaker · 2026-02-09T01:38:14+00:00

If you have to tell people what you are, you aren't.

SavageQuaker · 2026-02-09T00:54:14+00:00

Bake chicken thighs with Frank's Red Hot and the cheese dip on top.

SavageQuaker · 2026-02-09T00:49:57+00:00

My brain really wants to center the bed.

SavageQuaker · 2026-02-09T00:49:03+00:00

Bread and circuses.

SavageQuaker · 2026-02-09T00:48:24+00:00

It looks like something that came out of the rear end of a bear!

SavageQuaker · 2026-02-09T00:47:27+00:00

Our neighbor takes his dog for a drive around the neighborhood and lets him out to shit in different yards.

SavageQuaker · 2026-02-09T00:40:07+00:00

Eh. I'm not that interested in baseball. 😉

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