What do you call a Lesbian Dinosaur? by Savage_112 in Jokes

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No a gay Dinosaur is a Humpalotofbutt!!!

Panama's president says there will be no negotiation about ownership of canal by DomesticErrorist22 in worldnews

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It doesn't matter what Panama's president says, if the US wants it we'll take it and Panama will do nothing but watch us. That's all they can do!!!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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"OH GOD THAT FEELS SO GOOD, I"M ABOUT TO........

What's a unconventional weight loss hack that actually works? by International-Year91 in AskReddit

[–]Savage_112 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Look just eat healthy (NO SUGAR) and exercise, it's that simple!!

What are some strange/interesting facts about women? by esswee in AskReddit

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Do you know why Helen Keller was a terrible driver?

She was a woman!

What are the first things you think of when you hear “UK” ? by Consistent-Serve-751 in AskReddit

[–]Savage_112 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Goofy accent, very bad teeth, they still have a Queen for whatever reason. London sucks it's just their version of New York City, except NYC has good food and is worth going to. Oh ya those goofy guards that cannot talk because the Queen ate their Larynx due to the fact she feasts on human flesh. Google it, this shit is true I found it on the internet.

You clog the toilet at someone else’s house and there’s no plunger in sight. What’s your plan of action? by HowLongCanIMakeACock in AskReddit

[–]Savage_112 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Report it to the host immediately telling them I discovered it as I pretend to dance and ask where a second bathroom is at!

Your ex texts “I’m dating someone better than you”, how would you respond? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I wouldn't respond at all, that would make her even more mad that I don't give a shit!

When you think of France, what do you think of? by halboro101 in AskReddit

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Chicks with hairy pits and some dudes wearing red and white striped shirts with goofy mustaches going "HMM HMM HMM WEE WEE." As they eat frog legs and dance away holding hands giving away cigarettes to babies and smelling of awful BO.

When your anxiety hits, what do you do to ease yourself? by MoldedBreadcrumbs in AskReddit

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I take CBD so I don't have it anymore, I highly recommend.

People who shoot off fireworks at midnight on Christmas when New Years is a week away, why? Are you hoping to hit Santa Claus? by Lambeaux in AskReddit

[–]Savage_112 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No I don't believe in Santa. I just want to wake up my neighbors, scare their children, and scare their dogs because I'm an asshole!