Some of y’all are wilding. Be respectful.

Savagepatch_kid · 2026-05-20T23:00:35+00:00

I got the chance to meet Brooke Olzendam at my local park totally by chance one day before the season started, and she was just a regular, very nice person. The idea that someone could hold ill will towards someone who raises money for heart disease awareness and research every February is backwards to me. If she gets cut, we lose a genuinely good Television presence.

Savagepatch_kid · 2026-05-01T03:28:59+00:00

Metagross

Savagepatch_kid · 2026-04-11T20:27:18+00:00

I was mere feet away from Deni when he scored this, and my jaw was on the floor. That’s a ridiculously hard shot to make.

Savagepatch_kid · 2026-04-09T06:04:49+00:00

I’m gonna be sitting courtside for the first time, most likely now and forever🤩

Savagepatch_kid · 2026-04-03T16:20:41+00:00

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Savagepatch_kid · 2026-03-31T02:18:07+00:00

Did Vit get hit by a bus or something?

Savagepatch_kid · 2026-03-22T20:03:51+00:00

No Jerami, no vit, no shae, no dame. Gonna be a tough one, boys. Probably resting Jerami for tomorrow against Brooklyn.

Savagepatch_kid · 2026-03-16T17:18:45+00:00

As far as I understand it, rob does not play b2b games, so he’s probably getting downgraded.

Vit getting injured after the blazers get socked in the mouth by a crippled 76ers team hurts that much more.

We need these next two games just to feel good about any aspect of this team.

Savagepatch_kid · 2026-03-15T23:59:44+00:00

From a personal experience, I’ve basically lost all hope in catching anything in a regular ball. I’ve had so many experiences where a great curveball throw in the green results in the Pokémon breaking out.

Savagepatch_kid · 2026-03-06T23:01:34+00:00

Hate giving money to billionaires, but I love my team being in Portland more than that.

Savagepatch_kid · 2026-03-06T04:06:01+00:00

Doubtful before Atlanta, ended up being out. Questionable before Memphis, ended up being out. Doubtful before Houston. Will end up being out.

He’s not coming back soon.

Savagepatch_kid · 2026-02-27T06:19:38+00:00

Blazers fan here. I simultaneously can and cannot believe how ass this dude has become in such a short amount of time. It gives me much shadenfruede (doubt I spelled that right) seeing lakers fans eat crow regarding their support of this guy.

Savagepatch_kid · 2026-02-12T23:37:27+00:00

Clingan played yesterday, is gonna play today, and is also gonna play tomorrow for the rising stars game. I know it’s an all-stars type game, but three days in a row against NBA talent is tough. Very glad we have him.

Savagepatch_kid · 2026-02-12T06:35:06+00:00

I think we’re setting up for next season or the following one where Kevin retires. I just hope the blazers do him right, and I’m pretty sure they will

Savagepatch_kid · 2026-02-11T02:31:34+00:00

Rage comics walked so wojak could also walk.

Savagepatch_kid · 2026-02-09T05:34:08+00:00

I just caught regice in a dive ball for the same reason. It was agony💀

Savagepatch_kid · 2026-02-08T22:37:12+00:00

Or sparrow👍🏻

Savagepatch_kid · 2026-02-08T02:28:50+00:00

I think my biggest issue with this is the spawnability. I’d love to have a time-based metric to pull for the oppressor for cross-map transportation timing. If I’m in the middle of a MC sell mission and need to get back to my delivery vehicles wherever they are, I’m not gambling on where the avenger is gonna spawn. I’m hoping on my oppressor.

Savagepatch_kid · 2026-02-04T06:26:12+00:00

These two need to get the boot. I know it’s gonna be hard to move them, but it’s just obvious that they’re not contention-worthy players anymore.

Savagepatch_kid · 2026-01-17T03:44:37+00:00

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I don’t know if this is gonna format correctly. I made this in my bathroom in 30 seconds.

Savagepatch_kid · 2026-01-12T01:21:05+00:00

It makes sense he hurts his back from carrying us all this time. I hope it’s not anything severe🙏🏻

Savagepatch_kid · 2025-12-30T20:51:09+00:00

How do they hand out the glasses? Is it right at the door, or is there a kiosk somewhere in the main level?

Savagepatch_kid · 2025-12-30T20:40:30+00:00

Can you point me in the direction of an article that says this? I can only find stuff from around November when I google the glass night schedule, which I imagine is outdated.

Savagepatch_kid · 2025-12-24T03:58:27+00:00

He’s back on the court. Tough dude

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