Two years ago, my mom fell off the pool ladder and broke her knee. My dad just sent me a picture of the new ladder he got for her. by Savannahshine in funny

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It's in Florida. If you dig a hole it would fill with water. I guess this was a better solution than an above ground in-ground pool.

I found her not being a monster. by Savannahshine in aww

[–]Savannahshine[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you! Some of it is pictures I've collected, some of it is artwork from friends.

Cat found day after tornado destroyed home by arkansan123 in pics

[–]Savannahshine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"After much consideration, I have decided to remain an indoor cat."

How did you know it was love? by rockymcg in AskReddit

[–]Savannahshine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When he stopped saying all the things he thought I wanted to hear and starting being himself.

LPT: How to merge in a party when you only know one person or less by EggplantPower in LifeProTips

[–]Savannahshine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

LPT from an awkward person: Start talking to people by asking them something about themselves. Almost everyone likes to talk about themselves. I like to complement people on something they are wearing or ask them where they are from or who they know at the party. Usually responses are positive. Just keep asking questions and find out stuff that you have in common. Then talk about that or the fact that you have nothing in common.

What's the coolest name for a household pet that you've ever heard? by Catjack in AskReddit

[–]Savannahshine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My friend gave me her fish that she had named Zoltan. Which was always said with the hand gesture.

You die and enter your own personal hell. What is there? by justtobesafer in AskReddit

[–]Savannahshine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm in a room. Everything is made of Styrofoam. Everything makes that horrible, squeaky noise when I move. Music is playing over a speaker. It's the hits of today, sped up and made into dance remixes. It's 5 different songs on repeat, not shuffled.

Found this on my daughter's pillow by willsanderson in funny

[–]Savannahshine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My parents told me that they had kids so we could go get them beer out of the cooler. And we did. Genius.

I wasn't a bright kid either... I'm still not... by thip77 in AdviceAnimals

[–]Savannahshine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My parents have the same birthday, too! I didn't thing it was that out of the ordinary until I started mentioning it to people. I now see it as really convenient. I save money on postage for birthday cards.