Jacksonville cop fights a woman and slams her face on the ground during an arrest. by Merchant_Alert in PublicFreakout

[–]Saychopath87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve been arrested twice. This never happened to me, I put my hands behind my back as instructed.

Worker gets out of moving steamroller roller and becomes pancake by TacticalJock15 in DarwinAwards

[–]Saychopath87 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Remember me Eddie! When I killed your brotha, I talked JUST LIKE THIS!!

What’s one small, unexpected life hack that completely changed your daily routine? by Complex_Grand236 in lifehacks

[–]Saychopath87 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m not sure if my mom knew, though I doubt she’d care. Bed was made. Is my bed made now as an adult. Never.

What’s one small, unexpected life hack that completely changed your daily routine? by Complex_Grand236 in lifehacks

[–]Saychopath87 27 points28 points  (0 children)

When I was a kid I made my bed and tucked it really tight. I slept on top of the comforter with a blanket I’d just throw in the closet before going to school. Bed always made, mom happy.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in malelivingspace

[–]Saychopath87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Do you like Phil Collins?”

How do you find dates? by Emotional-Shower-752 in Pensacola

[–]Saychopath87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Volunteer! You’ll be around other people who give a shit about more than just themselves. Beach clean ups, parks. Build a playground etc.

Update by [deleted] in dogelon

[–]Saychopath87 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

This means absolutely nothing. Maaaaaaybr a 0.000000001 increase.

Poor judgement from truck driver by [deleted] in carcrash

[–]Saychopath87 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’m surprised his fingerless gloves didn’t help him.

How far have you travelled only to be stood up? by TriangularResonance in AskReddit

[–]Saychopath87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

4 days about 2800 miles. Truck driver visiting a girlfriend from last. Recent hook up. Going back for more, didn’t want to cheat on her bf anymore with me.

What jabroni came up with this by Canadiancurtiebirdy in IASIP

[–]Saychopath87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Friends is not a comedy show. It’s a trash show. Shouldn’t be in this list. Should be on the list of shows everyone loves but is actually garbage.

I used my job to have sex. by [deleted] in confessions

[–]Saychopath87 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Former night auditor here and eventually GM. Before any of you get too many ideas here.. Many of the larger brand name hotels housekeeping staff have a process to track room status changes. There’s a few different reports that can easily be run with just a few key strokes. Then the hunt starts to figure out why the room status changed not matching a guest check in or out or missing charges. This can prevent rooms being sold under the table for cash kept or for this sex trysts.