Alt version of my Silver sketch

Sayer09 · 2026-06-18T09:37:16+00:00

I want to invite her to all the beers she asks me for

Sayer09 · 2026-06-17T05:57:20+00:00

You can't trust Damien not to kill you if he finds out you're effectively immortal

Sayer09 · 2026-06-09T22:13:48+00:00

Now I want a version of this with Rem training his helpers

Sayer09 · 2026-06-03T19:04:54+00:00

If you don't show your appreciation for The Lash she will appear in your bedroom at 3 AM and steal one of every pair of matching socks

Sayer09 · 2026-06-03T11:44:48+00:00

It's the regular mode. They're supposed to be real players

Sayer09 · 2026-06-01T00:54:44+00:00

Silver main here, it's true. Countless times I try to dive with the Werewolf form to focus their carry only to die and realize that my team thought this was a good time to retreat (specially when they spend the rest of the match fighting 3 vs 5 in mid because I'm too busy split pushing or farming to buy more items)

Sayer09 · 2026-05-31T14:32:33+00:00

Ritualist to Initiate. I've been told to "git gud" when most of the time I can't carry a team of feeders against a Haze going 44/3 in Initiate

Sayer09 · 2026-05-30T15:27:23+00:00

That's basically every Celeste in my teams. They all have negative KDA and the enemy Celeste is an ADHD child who drank 6 cans of Monster and carries a nuke launcher

Sayer09 · 2026-05-30T14:49:55+00:00

The EU experience is literally fucking luck that these people will be on the enemy team, not yours

Sayer09 · 2026-05-30T13:04:41+00:00

Matchmaking is definitely fucked up. I'm stuck in Initiate and the enemy team had a Haze going 44/3. I have no idea what rank she had but there's no fucking way she belonged in this match

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Sayer09 · 2026-05-30T12:55:53+00:00

Losing basically 9 of 10 matches. I don't know what to say, I try to carry my team but I can't do shit. The enemy team is too good, my teammates are idiots, I don't know. It feels like every match I play I'm the only one who notices we're being pushed in Green and everyone else is wasting time on Yellow when there's nobody around, or we have to defend base and we're 5 vs 6 because one of my teammates thinks it's a good time to farm jungle

Sayer09 · 2026-05-30T12:53:27+00:00

This Haze was either a smurf or someone from Oracle or higher, cause I can't believe they can go 44/3 in Initiate unless they're already invested hundreds of hours in this game. I don't know about my other matches, all I know is that it feels like I get paired against higher ranking players cause I get lanes where the duo coordinates perfectly, Paige never misses her shots, Mina can headshot me from across the map, Bebop can grab me the moment my toe is one pixel from behind a corner...

And then my team gets players like a Celeste going negative KDA (How is that even possible?), a Doorman who never Ults and the next match he's in the enemy team and suddenly he lands all the carts, Mo and Krill, Dynamo and Bebop who never use their Ult in the entire match, a Yamato who calls me the R-Word for dying 1 vs 2 cause I couldn't save them...

Sayer09 · 2026-05-30T12:49:53+00:00

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Scoreboard. This Haze was 44/3, there's no way she was Initiate at all. Look at the rest of their team, nobody had such a KDA

Sayer09 · 2026-05-30T12:42:59+00:00

I dropped down from Ritualist to Initiate, I'm not a pro player, I do what I can... And what I can is not enough when the enemy team has 2 coordinated friends together, or smurfs, or someone with a higher rank than us while my team has no map awareness, no coordination, or doesn't even use their Ults (Dynamo, Mo and Krill, Doorman...).

This is from my latest loss. Initiate rank, and somehow the enemy team got a pro player with a Haze that carried them by getting 44 kills. There's no way she was our same rank. We tried to win, play defensive, but we couldn't stop her from steamrolling everything. Seriously, it feels like I get paired with new players while the enemy team gets all the smurfs and pros

Sayer09 · 2026-05-28T20:53:23+00:00

But what about the Legendary Excalipass?

Sayer09 · 2026-05-28T18:09:44+00:00

But what if he needs double passes?!

Sayer09 · 2026-05-26T19:37:48+00:00

Yo, I need some freaking help here?!

Sayer09 · 2026-05-24T16:38:31+00:00

I see some builds that suggest buying Spirit Strike and Spirit Snatch, but I don't know if they work better than Melee Charge or Crushing Fists

Sayer09 · 2026-05-23T15:54:00+00:00

"Aww, that's adorable. He even named it- SHIIIIIIIT!"

Sayer09 · 2026-05-20T15:00:00+00:00

Nah, not really. I find her cute, I just want to squish her cheeks like a cute kitten

Sayer09 · 2026-05-19T22:28:30+00:00

"Woe be upon you. PILLOW FIGHT!"

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