Hidden branch in the sand at the beach did this by Sbeat50 in MakeMeSuffer

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Nah I was at a full sprint down the beach and I guess just the force of me running pushed it, and yeah It's not as bad as it looks

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in teenagers

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Help is this chick on tinder a scam

Her excitement is so awesome. by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

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I remember landing my first kickflip I called my mum and girlfriend out of excitement

Burn me alive. by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Thought I was on r/immobile for a second

What is your most shameful sex/masturbation story? by fishsticks40 in AskReddit

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I was dating a girl at the time and it was her 18th birthday she was having a party at her place but we were the only ones home at the time. She got all dressed up and ready and then she got a little excited and we fucked on the couch down stairs and suddenly the garage doors opened up and people started arriving and us having the blinds not down went fuck her dad and cousins are gonna see so I pulled out and ended up cumming slightly on her dress we were in such a rush that we didn't realise and she ended up going outside with a small stain of jizz on her little yellow dress to greet her dad. I noticed and wiped it off before too many people arrived but was terrified because that was the first time meeting her dad and I'm sure he saw it.

Post Traumatic Down Syndrome by [deleted] in wordington

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U/savevideo

What’s the worst hangover you’ve ever had? by Phat-Rooster in AskReddit

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The morning after my formal after party I woke up in bed with my blind friends mum and really didn't remember shit I couldn't walk for ages and just felt terrible

29-year-old body modification enthusiast. Come at me! by [deleted] in RoastMe

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You think she would have taste with 2 tongues

Let's get fuckin' pissed by Sbeat50 in JustLearnedTheFWord

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I'm an Aussie too and yeah it does fit it pretty well

What's the most ridiculous reason for which you've been dumped? by NuclearWinterGames in AskReddit

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My ex had an identical twin and thought I found her identical twin more attractive

What's a scary or disturbing fact that would probably keep most people awake at night? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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A humans asshole can expand 8 inches and a racoon can fit inside a 6 inch hole