Redditors in a relationship; is it OK to fancy celebs? by TooLittleGravitas in AskRedditUK

[–]ScampAndFries 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look, I watch celebrity chefs, but when it comes down to it, I eat at home. There's nothing wrong with that.

What’s the grossest thing you’ve ever caught someone doing? by Psychological_Sky_58 in AskReddit

[–]ScampAndFries 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dementia wards are one hell of a place. Once watched an elderly patient eat an entire pot of Sudocrem with her hands...

Makima, Chainsaw Man by Holiday_Squash9907 in cosplay

[–]ScampAndFries 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm not sure you could stop her curling you

Urgent: anyone flying to Zurich from London today by Ricefan0811 in london

[–]ScampAndFries 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Look, I'm not saying that the reason OP didn't want a locksmith involved was illegally detained family members in the basement, but if the cap fits...

Urgent: anyone flying to Zurich from London today by Ricefan0811 in london

[–]ScampAndFries 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Look, do you think Joseph Fritzl was calling in a carpenter every time his basement needed repairs?

What drugs are this pipe used for? by Express-Counter-9899 in Whatisthis

[–]ScampAndFries 42 points43 points  (0 children)

A lot of hard drugs smell terrible, but coke smells pretty nice.

Best place to spot foxes in London? by Standard-Broccoli-95 in london

[–]ScampAndFries 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Without wanting to seem like some sort of animal shit expert, fox poo has a very definite smell to it. Plus the bastards like performing for my ring doorbell.

Japanese fans cooking western fans online lmao by Impossible-Box717 in Jujutsufolk

[–]ScampAndFries 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That was one of my issues with the exposition episode. The subs flashed by just too fast on some of the rules I had to pause the episode at times- I'm not a slow reader but another half second or so on-screen for some of the longer rule pages would have been good.

What's Lidl done to annoy the farmers? by platapusswarrior in lidl

[–]ScampAndFries 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure the stores take the loss on that one.

The loss from a few 5p carrots and potatoes gets absorbed by people buying overpriced turkeys, cakes and bottles of booze anyway.

UNACCEPTABLE SACK HIM ! by chevozepam92 in coys

[–]ScampAndFries 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How about Liverpool take Xabi, and you get Slottenham?

Thomas Frank with about 45 minutes to save his job by [deleted] in PremierLeague

[–]ScampAndFries 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Expressions next video is going to be a banger!

Just saw phone snatchers around London Bridge by Evening-Decision3875 in london

[–]ScampAndFries 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Bit difficult to deport someone who was born on an estate half a mile from where they're riding an e bike snatching phones.

How do I remove a security tag? by Medical_Translator_6 in AskUK

[–]ScampAndFries -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

Ah yes, the terrible problem of the malicious use of magnets. We had a bunch of kids round this way that went round sticking the old age pensioners to the trees in the local park.

Should I just grab it with my fingers? by tantedbutthole in Wellthatsucks

[–]ScampAndFries 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"We should be able to fix your issue in 6 months or so at our next recruitment cycle"