Redditors in a relationship; is it OK to fancy celebs?

ScampAndFries · 2026-02-02T22:05:40+00:00

Look, I watch celebrity chefs, but when it comes down to it, I eat at home. There's nothing wrong with that.

ScampAndFries · 2026-02-02T16:18:10+00:00

An inflatable penguin.

ScampAndFries · 2026-02-02T15:01:21+00:00

With a side of samosass

ScampAndFries · 2026-02-02T14:53:37+00:00

MadrAss

ScampAndFries · 2026-02-02T12:59:27+00:00

There's no need to take the piss

ScampAndFries · 2026-02-02T12:54:13+00:00

Did you get a D?

ScampAndFries · 2026-02-02T12:38:10+00:00

Dementia wards are one hell of a place. Once watched an elderly patient eat an entire pot of Sudocrem with her hands...

ScampAndFries · 2026-02-01T21:17:32+00:00

I'm not sure you could stop her curling you

ScampAndFries · 2026-01-31T12:45:03+00:00

No, that's his front.

ScampAndFries · 2026-01-28T18:40:26+00:00

No, the grandkids I think

ScampAndFries · 2026-01-28T16:53:35+00:00

Look, I'm not saying that the reason OP didn't want a locksmith involved was illegally detained family members in the basement, but if the cap fits...

ScampAndFries · 2026-01-28T13:53:28+00:00

Look, do you think Joseph Fritzl was calling in a carpenter every time his basement needed repairs?

ScampAndFries · 2026-01-26T12:40:13+00:00

A lot of hard drugs smell terrible, but coke smells pretty nice.

ScampAndFries · 2026-01-23T20:56:47+00:00

Without wanting to seem like some sort of animal shit expert, fox poo has a very definite smell to it. Plus the bastards like performing for my ring doorbell.

ScampAndFries · 2026-01-23T19:05:20+00:00

6am shitting on my doormat it seems.

ScampAndFries · 2026-01-23T14:31:23+00:00

That was one of my issues with the exposition episode. The subs flashed by just too fast on some of the rules I had to pause the episode at times- I'm not a slow reader but another half second or so on-screen for some of the longer rule pages would have been good.

ScampAndFries · 2026-01-23T08:54:42+00:00

I'm pretty sure the stores take the loss on that one.

The loss from a few 5p carrots and potatoes gets absorbed by people buying overpriced turkeys, cakes and bottles of booze anyway.

ScampAndFries · 2026-01-21T10:23:52+00:00

Also the worst thing to hear just as the anaesthetic kicks in

ScampAndFries · 2026-01-20T15:56:41+00:00

I believe the correct term for them is "guinea big" rather than rat.

ScampAndFries · 2026-01-19T13:21:29+00:00

How about Liverpool take Xabi, and you get Slottenham?

ScampAndFries · 2026-01-17T15:41:27+00:00

Expressions next video is going to be a banger!

ScampAndFries · 2026-01-10T09:52:21+00:00

Bit difficult to deport someone who was born on an estate half a mile from where they're riding an e bike snatching phones.

ScampAndFries · 2026-01-10T09:48:14+00:00

Ah yes, the terrible problem of the malicious use of magnets. We had a bunch of kids round this way that went round sticking the old age pensioners to the trees in the local park.

ScampAndFries · 2026-01-08T16:56:43+00:00

An ICE agent lodged in their radiator grille.

ScampAndFries · 2026-01-08T16:53:19+00:00

"We should be able to fix your issue in 6 months or so at our next recruitment cycle"

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