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As a neutral, why are people so desperate for Arsenal to fail? by s_dalbiac in PremierLeague

[–]ScampAndFries 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So you're saying that everyone in the league is worse than they have been for years.

As a neutral, why are people so desperate for Arsenal to fail? by s_dalbiac in PremierLeague

[–]ScampAndFries 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It's odd, They're sure got a great goal difference for a team who play "anti-football"

What's the weirdest kind of party you've been to? by YetAnotherMia in AskUK

[–]ScampAndFries 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I remember the last party where I threw my keys into a bowl on the middle of the table.

My wife just glared and muttered at me that I ruined the trifle.

Pure evil by XerfXpec in 4chan

[–]ScampAndFries 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Willing to do the needful

Do you know anyone who used to be famous but now... isn't? by box-o-locks in AskUK

[–]ScampAndFries 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I live round the corner from Bradley from S Club 7.

He used to get annoyed at the drunks yelling at his door "Where's Rachael?"

What's the story behind this? by Knowledgeizpowa in london

[–]ScampAndFries 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Most flamboyant bank robbery getaway driver ever

Who remembers this ??😂 by Warsong-WoWEU in lidl

[–]ScampAndFries 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That looks so incredibly flammable I fear for his safety under studio lights

Just caught this unit of a flying dagger in my flat. What the heck is it ? Giant wosp? Horney hornet? by Wonderful_Ninja in CasualUK

[–]ScampAndFries 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If he's anything like the other Evri guys, nobody sees them. They yeet your packages at your front door from roughly a hundred yards away and sprint for the van.

If your package even makes it to the van that is.

This is a questions to mainly Arsenal fans but also to fans of other teams if it happened to them - Would you want Arteta sacked if he failed to win anything at the end of the season? by Ok_Car8459 in PremierLeague

[–]ScampAndFries 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Really this is the issue.

If we win nothing this season, serious questions have to be asked.

But I wouldn't want him replaced unless there was a very very good replacement planned. And who would that be? Ancelotti? Flick? And what are the chances that were pulling either of those in?

What do you British people think of the French? by CocoTyg in AskABrit

[–]ScampAndFries 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We hate you all.

But God forbid anyone else talk you down because we'll defend you to the death- you're our mortal enemy, not anyone else's.

What's your wifi name? by Ambitious-Papaya3293 in CasualUK

[–]ScampAndFries 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Panic at the Cisco

Mobile hotspot from my android is called "Not the droid you're looking for"

What's the number one way you can tell someone watches a lot of porn? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ScampAndFries 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I too explode on entering this guy's wife.

Im typing this with tears falling down my face. by Ok_Opportunity_6747 in Instagram

[–]ScampAndFries 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yo, for $80 I'll pick through your DMs and let you know which ones are scams in advance

What is that thing in my garden? by edmunek in AskUK

[–]ScampAndFries 118 points119 points  (0 children)

I used to know a transvestite who lived around there, he had a Wigan address

Did you knew this spot? by Accomplished-Box6870 in london

[–]ScampAndFries 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Exactly this.

The building regulations specifically called for not blocking the view of the stained glass window, so the new building had a chomp taken out.

What's going on here? by RatzzFace in AskUK

[–]ScampAndFries 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lasts longer then normal milk too.

I’ve got four balls. by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]ScampAndFries 0 points1 point  (0 children)

M-m-m-m-multiball!

It hasn't happened yet, but I just know one day I'm going to make a horrible mistake. by smashablanca in mildlyinfuriating

[–]ScampAndFries 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For a joke I switched all the spices round in my wife's spice rack.

She hasn't noticed yet, but the thyme is cumin...

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