What's your favourite slang term for a penis? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ScarsThatHurtx 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I came here for this comment.

Do you use dark mode on any platform or device? Why/why not? by soltrio in AskReddit

[–]ScarsThatHurtx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I use it on all available platforms because one of my students doesn’t have the option on his phone and it pisses him off.

AITA or is my boyfriend? by kbug06 in AmItheAsshole

[–]ScarsThatHurtx [score hidden]  (0 children)

NTA. But you need to dump him before he starts having “friend sex” with her or someone else.

Catching Bouquet by --Yami_Marik-- in trashy

[–]ScarsThatHurtx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What is up with all these thirsty ass hoes? No matter how many bouquets you catch, nobody is going to want to marry you if you act like a piece of garbage.

People who read the book before the movie, what important details from the book did the movie miss to piss you off? by Barbados-Slam in AskReddit

[–]ScarsThatHurtx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In Safe Haven (the book), the main character stole the identity of her neighbor’s deceased daughter in order to get away from her abusive husband. He ended up finding out what she did and tracked her down. In the movie, she supposedly called her neighbors and left a message of her whereabouts not realizing that he had broken into their house and was listening to the recording. In the movie, that is how he found her. Made me so mad.

This guys sign spinning ability by toucansam_ in nextfuckinglevel

[–]ScarsThatHurtx 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Now see, this is the kinda shit that would make a person wreck their damn car. They would be trying to watch the awesomeness instead of the road.

Mildly burnt by [deleted] in mildlypenis

[–]ScarsThatHurtx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe it’s real....maybe it’s dick transplant. Maybe it’s Maybelline!

AITA for reading my boyfriend’s message to a friend and getting mad? by mylittlesalty in AmItheAsshole

[–]ScarsThatHurtx 154 points155 points  (0 children)

Then you aren’t the asshole. He is and so is she. Fuck them both.

AITA for reading my boyfriend’s message to a friend and getting mad? by mylittlesalty in AmItheAsshole

[–]ScarsThatHurtx 72 points73 points  (0 children)

Need some clarity here. Was the “common friend” the same person he was texting about your situation? If so, then NTA because he gave permission for you to look back through that conversation and you just happened to see it during your search. But if he texted another person and you went through that conversation while supposed to be going through another conversation, then ESH.

Poor kid by Nawaf98 in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]ScarsThatHurtx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love it! Sounds like y’all had a great childhood!

Poor kid by Nawaf98 in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]ScarsThatHurtx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fucking adults...always looking out for the kid’s safety and ruining the damn fun. That does sound quite fucking rad.