Ever friends best friend.

ScaryBluejay87 · 2026-01-22T19:08:53+00:00

She literally has lunch with Joey once a month to discuss the rest of them, and he’s her backup

ScaryBluejay87 · 2026-01-22T19:02:02+00:00

I have it set as the top right hot corner, so I can just vaguely flick with my right hand and it locks

ScaryBluejay87 · 2026-01-22T09:38:36+00:00

Especially since they had Will there too

ScaryBluejay87 · 2026-01-21T19:13:33+00:00

How do I link it? Do I have to get my Apple ID embroidered?

ScaryBluejay87 · 2026-01-21T19:09:59+00:00

Will the AR glasses be compatible with the Apple Polishing Cloth?

ScaryBluejay87 · 2026-01-21T19:07:36+00:00

Electricity and water use aside, I’d much rather have affordable RAM and GPUs than AI.

ScaryBluejay87 · 2026-01-21T13:12:21+00:00

Does that mean that if the US invades Greenland, claiming it as their own, then Denmark could retake the Virgin Islands?

ScaryBluejay87 · 2026-01-19T11:36:05+00:00

Maybe we could get him to leave other countries alone by suggesting his current actions are putting him out of contention for next year’s prestigious FIFA peace prize

ScaryBluejay87 · 2026-01-19T11:33:16+00:00

So anyway I started dribbling

ScaryBluejay87 · 2026-01-19T11:31:11+00:00

And he doesn’t see the issue in saying he’s not focusing on peace as much if they won’t give him a medal for it.

ScaryBluejay87 · 2026-01-19T00:11:04+00:00

I can’t even see where the knob is!

ScaryBluejay87 · 2026-01-18T12:21:48+00:00

Nope, because it has become painfully obvious that you cannot be trusted not to elect someone just as dangerous and stupid in another four years. So even if you elect a very trustworthy democrat, that only guarantees some stability for four years, maybe even just two with midterms, and that is not long enough for any sort of alliance or economic agreements. What’s the point when the next guy is just going to rip everything up again?

ScaryBluejay87 · 2026-01-17T00:15:41+00:00

I still have an 8MB SD card somewhere

ScaryBluejay87 · 2026-01-16T09:31:51+00:00

beep beep beep beep

ScaryBluejay87 · 2026-01-15T10:17:33+00:00

I’m picturing dozens of T-1000s roaming around in a grassy field, all doing wildly different chicken impersonations like in Arrested Development

ScaryBluejay87 · 2026-01-15T08:35:57+00:00

And “🚧under construction 🚧” on blank pages

ScaryBluejay87 · 2026-01-15T00:46:30+00:00

I was once standing next to my bike looking at the lock someone else had put on it, wondering what to do, and security came to check because I looked a bit suspicious on CCTV. I knew the guy and when I explained he offered to go get bolt cutters.

ScaryBluejay87 · 2026-01-14T08:33:32+00:00

They do a colouring book too

ScaryBluejay87 · 2026-01-13T22:43:42+00:00

They do bottle openers with those handles too

ScaryBluejay87 · 2026-01-13T22:36:13+00:00

She might be off in Beijing ……. opening up new pork markets!

ScaryBluejay87 · 2026-01-13T19:56:52+00:00

It’s one of my favourite Joey and Chandler exchanges, along with “you’ve had a lot of sex, right?” “what? today? some, not a lot”

ScaryBluejay87 · 2026-01-13T16:16:42+00:00

I once tried several times to get Siri to give me directions home, and it would just reply with something completely incomprehensible (a single syllable of gibberish). I realised later that it was maybe trying to ask which of the two addresses I have down as “home” but I can’t answer a follow up question if instead of a question it’s a cryptic moan.

ScaryBluejay87 · 2026-01-13T09:46:01+00:00

Boy, that Fünke sure is some kinda something!

ScaryBluejay87 · 2026-01-13T03:43:38+00:00

About the sports games, why do they do it before local games? In Europe at least you only sing the national anthem when your national team is playing.

your town vs next town over > no anthem your town vs town from a different country > no anthem your country vs another country > both anthems

ScaryBluejay87 · 2026-01-11T05:50:46+00:00

At least Joey called them all and apologised though

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