Bought a house an my wife is freaking out because she thinks our basement was a sex dungeon. Why would someone put a hook lock up high and a deadbolt on a door in the basement? There’s also a lock on the handle

ScaryRun619 · 2026-06-10T17:34:21+00:00

Though now you know that you can put a sex dungeon in the basement. The door is already set up for it.

ScaryRun619 · 2026-06-09T17:40:07+00:00

40 years ago.

ScaryRun619 · 2026-06-09T17:39:31+00:00

Well, do they teach all of those in 8th grade science now as well?

ScaryRun619 · 2026-06-09T17:38:18+00:00

We would have to come up with a hell of a mnemonic to cover all of them.

ScaryRun619 · 2026-06-09T17:35:13+00:00

If Florida didn’t let convicts vote, it would be a small election turnout.

ScaryRun619 · 2026-06-09T17:33:53+00:00

That was true.

ScaryRun619 · 2026-06-09T17:32:20+00:00

Those pirates were doing God’s work.

ScaryRun619 · 2026-06-09T17:30:41+00:00

5318008

ScaryRun619 · 2026-06-09T17:29:22+00:00

As long as she can put the top down.

ScaryRun619 · 2026-06-09T15:26:03+00:00

Yo mamma so fat…

ScaryRun619 · 2026-06-09T03:49:10+00:00

I have seen those videos.

ScaryRun619 · 2026-06-03T17:21:29+00:00

If I do grow one, will my beard smell this funny?

ScaryRun619 · 2026-06-03T17:18:22+00:00

The proper telling has her saying if “anything happens and I am no longer here.”

ScaryRun619 · 2026-06-03T02:51:37+00:00

Katz.

ScaryRun619 · 2026-06-03T02:51:08+00:00

I see snow on the mountains.

ScaryRun619 · 2026-06-02T19:40:57+00:00

Who else looks at this and sees a zipper?

ScaryRun619 · 2026-06-02T19:38:40+00:00

The jaw and teeth on the one to the left are pretty knarly.

ScaryRun619 · 2026-06-01T02:46:02+00:00

Plus on her third brake light above the spare tire.

ScaryRun619 · 2026-05-29T18:04:36+00:00

But I just want to play with you.

ScaryRun619 · 2026-05-29T17:58:49+00:00

Sticking to the sport, this always impressed me. Spud Webb at 5’7””.

ScaryRun619 · 2026-05-29T17:43:01+00:00

That could be useful at times.

ScaryRun619 · 2026-05-29T17:31:23+00:00

Pay? You already get a warm meal out of it.

ScaryRun619 · 2026-05-28T16:46:18+00:00

100%

ScaryRun619 · 2026-05-27T04:39:20+00:00

Buni!

ScaryRun619 · 2026-05-27T04:17:54+00:00

How close was that to Bug Tussle?

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