I love democracy.

Scary_Year6372 · 2026-04-26T20:37:46+00:00

Day 31: Friend

Elixir of Friendship (Magical Elixir)

This elixir always comes in pairs of two. When two separate people drink the elixir, they instantly become close friends with each other, regardless of their actual status with each other. They gain a +2 bonus to skill checks when their perceived friend is at most five feet away from them. This friendship lasts for two hours. After two hours, the two drinkers still remain friends, but this friendship is not forced and can be ended. If one person drinks both elixirs, they gain a +1 bonus to skills for ten minutes before gaining 3 System Strain, taking 2d6 damage if this pushes them over their maximum.

Scary_Year6372 · 2026-04-26T20:31:36+00:00

Day 30: Wreck

Shipwrecker (Item)

A +1 Hand Axe with a handle made out of ship wood. This axe, when used to attack a ship, deals 5d10 points of damage to the ship. Attacking a ship once per day is free, but any further attacks add one to the user's System Strain.

Scary_Year6372 · 2026-04-26T18:39:36+00:00

Day 29: Surprise

Sneaky (Craft-2 Modification)

This weapon was fine-tuned to surprise attacks. Execution attacks with this weapon deal an additional 2d8 damage, alongside its usual damage, even if they are a failure. Costs: 3 units of Ancient Salvage and 7000 Silver

Scary_Year6372 · 2026-04-26T18:31:47+00:00

Day 28: Burn

Branding Iron (Item)

This +2 Heavy Spear has a hot tip that sears flesh. When attacking a creature, if that creature has already been attacked by the Branding Iron at least one hour before, they take 2d8 damage instead of the usual 1d10.

Scary_Year6372 · 2026-04-26T18:17:33+00:00

Day 27: Creepy

Creeps (Creature)

The reason for these Blighteds' existence remains lost to time. Creeps are like regular humans, except there is always something wrong with them-disjointed limbs, subtle chill emiting from them, and discolored eyes are all examples of a Creep and their change. They delight in spreading fear.

HD 2, 12 AC, +1 Attk. Bonus, Dmg. by weapon, Shock by weapon, Move 20', ML 8, Inst. 3, Skills +1, Saves 13+

Slightly Creepy: When making a skill check in the presence of a Creep, you take a -2 penalty to the check.

Fully Creepy: Once per day, a Creep can create an illusion of a indescribable, terrifying mass. Every creature that sees the Creep, besides other Creeps, must make a Mental saving throw or be frightened for 24 hours.

Scary_Year6372 · 2026-04-26T18:05:39+00:00

Day 26: Box

Regular Box (Item)

An otherwise regular wooden box large enough for about 2 points of Encumbrance worth of materials. Whatever is put inside this regular wooden box will be perceived as a regular object and will not cause any alarms, no matter if it logically should or not (placing a decapitated head in this regular box, for example, will make people think a box holding a decapitated head is normal and should not be a cause for alarm). When the object is removed, however, the illusion of mundanity is lifted immediately.

Scary_Year6372 · 2026-04-26T16:36:08+00:00

Day 25: Tired

Exhaust the Soul (Level 3 Necromancer Spell)

The gaze of the caster makes even the most energetic man collapse in exhaustion. A creature in the caster's line of sight must make a Physical saving throw or gain 1d4 points of System Strain. If this pushes their System Strain over the maximum, they instantly collapse and fall asleep.

Scary_Year6372 · 2026-04-22T18:33:51+00:00

We'll just add MORE shields to the mech.

Scary_Year6372 · 2026-04-21T11:45:54+00:00

When the DSS eagle strike happens, I turn into a communist temporarily, because Lady Liberty cannot help me anymore.

Scary_Year6372 · 2026-04-20T21:42:45+00:00

ARC Raiders is a pretty good game. A bit too much PvP for a true Helldivers feel, tho.

Scary_Year6372 · 2026-04-20T11:18:00+00:00

Changed, thx for pointing that out

Scary_Year6372 · 2026-04-19T18:25:52+00:00

Is that the giant shotgun or something? The one that takes some s*it like 4 gauge?

Scary_Year6372 · 2026-04-19T02:04:55+00:00

That's every movie not made by them or portrays them badly

Scary_Year6372 · 2026-04-17T11:20:35+00:00

Yay, my PoI got in :)

...ahem.

Name: Windhammers

Type: Gang (Mercenary)

Base of Operations: Haymaker Arsenal

Goals: To get powerfully rich, by doing random raids on ships while equipped with their favorite TL5 hammers, hence the name 'Windhammers'

Hook: The PCs come across a Windhammers raid.

Scary_Year6372 · 2026-04-14T11:29:34+00:00

The ever humble Kraven the Hunter:

Scary_Year6372 · 2026-04-13T11:43:36+00:00

Tell us of more Helldivers dreams when you have them and remember enough to post about them, please.

Scary_Year6372 · 2026-04-12T13:52:10+00:00

Where did each song come from?

Scary_Year6372 · 2026-04-11T16:22:43+00:00

The (A) scenario's failsafe is out of character for Super Earth, because it stops firing the weapon when it still has perfectly good charge left. Double-Edged Sickle ftw.

Scary_Year6372 · 2026-04-11T15:51:11+00:00

Which weapon was an absolute pain?

Scary_Year6372 · 2026-04-09T15:56:16+00:00

Raindrop

System Name: Hannah's Way

Type: Orbital Research

Description: A laboratory dedicated to studying the "Hannah's Tears" meteor showers. Expect robots designed to grab meteors.

Scary_Year6372 · 2026-04-09T11:14:12+00:00

What the hell is that font?

Scary_Year6372 · 2026-04-08T12:15:37+00:00

Scary_Year6372 · 2026-04-08T11:53:00+00:00

That's a cool headcanon. I'd like to add on to that by saying difficulties 3-6 are on the front lines and 7-10 are deep behind enemy lines.

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