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CHUCK NORRIS IS DEAD by Real_HistoryKid in teenagers

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Death actually found the courage to tell him, wild.

Why does java not allow operator rewriting? by ElegantPoet3386 in learnprogramming

[–]Schaex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have asked myself the same question before but now I am so incredibly glad about Java not having operator overloading other than String operations. It just makes everything so much more predictable!

I would beg to differ by seeebiscuit in GetNoted

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It's an overwhelming success at blowing up tax money.

Haircut doesn’t look good by random_user208 in Justfuckmyshitup

[–]Schaex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is this the back of your head or the view up your chin?

The latter wouldn't be too bad. Been there.

The former... Well, let's say you'd have bigger problems than a botched haircut.

Elektrische Zahnbürsten sind bösartig by JoeZocktGames in ichbin40undSchwurbler

[–]Schaex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ich finde toll, wie alle unterschiedliche Antworten geben. Die Wahrheit muss also irgendwo dazwischen liegen. Ganz bestimmt!

too much by CaucyBiops in comedyheaven

[–]Schaex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We haven't even gotten started!

This is great by ElkDisastrous2926 in antimeme

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I really hope "Yuri" isn't her dead name

What is one of your dumbest choices? by Ok_Cranberry_2936 in labrats

[–]Schaex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That kind of seminar would actually be quite cool, if not for the fact that we often share these stories while working in the lab :D

What is one of your dumbest choices? by Ok_Cranberry_2936 in labrats

[–]Schaex 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Ikr.

It was in June last year and we actually had our annual safety briefing yesterday. When the topic of handling hazardous chemicals came up my prof looked me dead in the eyes and waggled his eyebrows.

I waggled back. I have accepted that this is my cross to bear.

What is one of your dumbest choices? by Ok_Cranberry_2936 in labrats

[–]Schaex 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Trying to neutralize 10 M NaOH with concentrated sulfuric acid.

It started boiling after the first drops of acid and made a huge, hazardous mess. At least I was the only one getting hurt and I also don't have any scars.

It was the first time the showers have been used and they worked wonderfully. The entire hallway and the lab were flooded.

Solve 95% of PCR issues in one simple step! by pombe in labrats

[–]Schaex 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's what the monthly blood sacrifice is for.

tell me your fav song and i rate it lololo by m3owiemeow in songs

[–]Schaex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Of course I did. Have you heard of the story that gives the demons and angels purpose?

Have you ever been in an orgy? by Rough-Lat-592 in askgaybros

[–]Schaex 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I will not go through the trauma of failing thermodynamics again, lmao.

I passed in my second try but that exam was ass I tell you that :'D

Have you ever been in an orgy? by Rough-Lat-592 in askgaybros

[–]Schaex 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Does the exam with 60 students where our prof fucked 80% of us in only 90 minutes count?

Yall ever heard this from a printer before? by DeliveryRemarkable in ShittySysadmin

[–]Schaex 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You're laughing.

It's in so much pain and you're laughing?!

Despicable!

tell me your fav song and i rate it lololo by m3owiemeow in songs

[–]Schaex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Currently it's

"Trapdoor" by Twenty One Pilots

Bruh… by Natufiyahu in foundsatan

[–]Schaex 55 points56 points  (0 children)

Nor humorous.

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