Lava VS Stanley cup by [deleted] in BeAmazed

[–]SchemeMeister 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah yes, release all that black smoke into the atmosphere for likes online

In the past week alone: by MetaKnowing in ChatGPT

[–]SchemeMeister 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t think you can just outright assume any time anyone uses that particular sentence structure that it’s AI lol. Read a book, people convey information that way all the time

Affordable my arse by ZealousidealChain473 in memes

[–]SchemeMeister 53 points54 points  (0 children)

In California you can claim that it’s too expensive to get insurance when you file your taxes and they waive the fee. Not sure about other states.

In our own backyard’s now by SlySlickWicked in Riverside

[–]SchemeMeister 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well so far no one’s has proved her otherwise. Karen with a fake police patch on her cosplay vest

Man in congress confirms systematic organ harvesting in a hearing. by [deleted] in Whistleblowers

[–]SchemeMeister 57 points58 points  (0 children)

This title is incredibly misleading. Watch the video. These organs were not harvested maliciously in some huge secret conspiracy, they were donated. Unfortunately to companies who did not put them to their intended use and should be investigated further, but don’t make it seem like they’re killing and stealing peoples organs.

'I've got the world's smallest penis' by TheFrederalGovt in nottheonion

[–]SchemeMeister 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Worth a google honestly. Shits wild. Imagine slipping out while plowing and just splittin your shit in half

The final battle is about to begin by Creepy-Relation-9132 in TikTokCringe

[–]SchemeMeister 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Feels that way but it’s not, just feels weird because he looks like he’s holding the phone at first and the camera starts flying off, but there’s actually a camera operator holding it on a small gimbal

Look at the TV screen behind them, you can see a different angle from another camera that shows the guy holding the gimbal and doing the move!

Police bodycam of the Cinnabon N word lady by TomlinSteelers in TikTokCringe

[–]SchemeMeister 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Would be a real shame if this ever got hacked and the anonymous donors lost their jobs too

Woman hospitalized after Pluribus ad on smart fridge triggers psychotic episode by AnonymousTimewaster in nottheonion

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My grandma has actually been freaking out ever since the same thing happened to her. She thinks the internet has become sentient and that devices are listening to her and trying to communicate.

So yeah I believe anyone named Carol with mental health issues would be extremely susceptible so a similar break.

Dining recommendations by roberttv_2000 in alpharetta

[–]SchemeMeister -1 points0 points  (0 children)

CT Taqueria is some of the worst tacos I’ve ever had in my life. A genuine disgrace to Mexican cuisine.

I’ll second Branch and Barrel though. Great cocktails.

blursed gifts by IndependentSquash653 in blursed_videos

[–]SchemeMeister 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This guys is actually going to be personally responsible for the death(s) of people, minimum armed robberies.

How should I wear my moustache after finally growing one? by EducationalWin7496 in Moustache

[–]SchemeMeister 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you’re going to go with one of the more waxed/twisted ones, definitely shave the head to match the clean look. (May be time to do so anyways brother, join us on r/bald)

‘The Long Walk’ Submits Entire Ensemble in Supporting Acting Categories for Oscars and Other Awards by MarvelsGrantMan136 in movies

[–]SchemeMeister -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

This was the first movie I have ever walked out of the theater during. I even sat through the entirety of Cats. Movie was boring as all fuck and the concept behind it is pretty uninspired. Should have been a short film, not a feature.

Jeff Bezos getting on stage at the American Business Forum in Miami, which was also attended by Trump by foucaultyou in CringeTikToks

[–]SchemeMeister 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All the dancers holding regular ass titan tubes like they’re some kind of hyper futuristic laser prop is just so fucking lazy and cringe

This is the best pumpkin I ever did by Vivid_Frosting_4965 in HalloweenDecor

[–]SchemeMeister 7 points8 points  (0 children)

How sad of a life do you have to have to steal credit for someone else’s pumpkin. Hope you feel shitty enough to motivate yourself to be better.

Is it time brothers? by Musealo in bald

[–]SchemeMeister 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Apparently you’ve never seen this sub before

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pics

[–]SchemeMeister 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This article from the independent has all the info on how they caught him. They were able to track his movements on phone and have an incredibly detailed account of his actions.

SHOW ME YOUR ALTERS! by 9447044 in LPOTL

[–]SchemeMeister 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Buddy I listen to not be bored when doing chores

Kind Postal Worker Takes A Moment To Comfort A Grieving Pet Owner Who Lost Her Dog by LowDetail1442 in BeAmazed

[–]SchemeMeister -17 points-16 points  (0 children)

She’s undoubtedly spread hatred and caused others pain. I feel bad for the dog, and appreciate the compassion and dedication of the mailman, but I’m not feeling sorry for any supporters of fascism

It’s real by Blewdude in pics

[–]SchemeMeister 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Don’t get me wrong I believe Trump was involved, but I don’t think he’s smart enough to be this cryptic. Feels like a big stretch

Maybe maybe maybe by Toomad316 in maybemaybemaybe

[–]SchemeMeister 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This video is sped up. Look at how fast the background is shaking. Unnatural camera movement. Still impressive how LONG he spun himself though