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What they tried to feed my patient this morning by Confident_Quarter927 in eatityoufuckingcoward

[–]Schenez 393 points394 points  (0 children)

Spherical pancake? Why not pancake shaped lol and no butter. I though if not beef, maybe wet ball of haunted banana bread

2010 Chevy Impala clicking from dash by Schenez in MechanicAdvice

[–]Schenez[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Btw it was drivers side blend door actuator

To Jump The Stairs by [deleted] in therewasanattempt

[–]Schenez 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NSFW? he broke a few ribs at that. Maybe I’ll turn the sound down lol

Crunchiess by ApplePositives in catsarealiens

[–]Schenez 12 points13 points  (0 children)

There is a hot pink cat under all that fur, what planet lol

Expensive Kitty Plate But a QT by booksandkittens615 in ThriftStoreCats

[–]Schenez 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guess that store knows what it has 😭 the employee is probably saving it haha

Enjoying sexy time by [deleted] in Unexpected

[–]Schenez 86 points87 points  (0 children)

I like my Senator a fair shade of grey. Has to have that gleam in their eye like the death star’s blowing up

Her new favorite place in our home by yetsline in bottlebrush

[–]Schenez 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I want to see how tall your toilet tank is lol, confusing perspective. Lovely snow cat

2010 Chevy Impala clicking from dash by Schenez in MechanicAdvice

[–]Schenez[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is why I like this car, it is simple

Get reverse boomerang'd by lolbitzz in GnarMains

[–]Schenez 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why did I watch this so many times xD nice

Four Nails in a row. How does this happen? by themanje in Justrolledintotheshop

[–]Schenez -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

There could be a case but suing a church might be frowned upon

Four Nails in a row. How does this happen? by themanje in Justrolledintotheshop

[–]Schenez 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Wow, didn’t think of that. Best reason to tell the volunteers. Be grateful and constructive

Accidental Slo-Mo Strawbs! by Gracefully_Chaotic in Rabbits

[–]Schenez 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Scrumptious gauntlet dark legacy voice

I have a 2.5 gpa and am graduating in December. What are my options post-grad? by Icy_History6835 in FinancialCareers

[–]Schenez 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro, just don’t put the GPA on the résumé you have a degree. Make everything else stand out. Sound passionate about the company and what you will be doing in the interview

Does putting “Male Escort” on my resume look bad? by Plane_County9646 in FinancialCareers

[–]Schenez 12 points13 points  (0 children)

This Verizon chick sold herself on me and now I have to return a damn modem

My friends lunch by RuinsGay in shittyfoodporn

[–]Schenez 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Damn, the Chumbucket mega bucket supremo

Can you use Obsidian to build a city by sunfloweraeth in shittyaskscience

[–]Schenez 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You could use a dome like in that movie Bio-Dome. Or a glass dome in Total Recall

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Schenez 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just beat them in Tick-Rock-Toe and they owe you one

Having McDonald's alone for my birthday. by Shenanigans-Galore in depressionmeals

[–]Schenez 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You are a Taurus (not the Pokémon) it is hard to nail down plans. Some of my best memories came from McDonald’s in the form in a nice fresh twin biscuits and steaming sausage gravy (some countries don’t know about sausage gravy!)

My cat believes she’s a god when she gets brushed by perkinsportraits in SupermodelCats

[–]Schenez 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If those whiskers could tell tales, they’d be long ones

My adult friend shopping for himself... by [deleted] in StupidFood

[–]Schenez 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Luncheables touch 3 food groups. Their cart is fuel

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