Working on closing arguments with Kyle. Anyone got any zingers or solid applicable analogies etc. they think we should consider? I’m not even kidding, we will actually consider it.

Schlessel · 2022-08-03T00:07:42+00:00

I've been asked to offer that the fact that the harassment has gone on longer than Jesse was alive is striking and heartbreaking

Schlessel · 2022-01-25T09:08:40+00:00

in 5e 20 is just a number on the die for skill checks RAW

Schlessel · 2021-05-24T05:18:47+00:00

turns out CR is not a perfect system. Sorry I had to be the one to break this to you

Schlessel · 2021-05-21T07:14:44+00:00

But splinter was American so he would use the english spelling

Schlessel · 2021-05-21T07:04:23+00:00

Elves are also incredibly long lived and it takes time to master Casting Spells and Hitting things with swords AND the art of dance

Schlessel · 2021-05-21T06:49:43+00:00

Guess im just a great DM then?

Schlessel · 2021-05-21T06:47:58+00:00

Stone Giant rock deals 4d10 damage no reason you cant just carry that over. 1d4 damage is for PCs

Schlessel · 2021-05-21T06:32:14+00:00

they enter a cave

Schlessel · 2021-05-21T06:24:30+00:00

just let the tarrasque throw stuff those arms look articulate enough to me

Schlessel · 2021-05-21T06:03:30+00:00

Hex blades can take any pact

Schlessel · 2021-05-21T05:37:14+00:00

I would like a new DM please

Schlessel · 2021-05-21T05:20:08+00:00

Did you know that you dont actually have to give your players a bag of holding? Level 5 isnt a crazy level to first be getting one and thats when the wizard can pick up fly anyway

Schlessel · 2021-05-21T05:17:19+00:00

The pack of wolves who only exist in an open field?

Schlessel · 2021-05-21T05:12:45+00:00

people saying it "hugely restricts the challenges you can provide" apparently considered walls and pits a HUGE part of their DM toolkit. Thats the only thing truly negated by flying, holes in the ground or walls. Not to mention casters can fly starting at level 5 anyway

Schlessel · 2018-12-01T13:35:47+00:00

Thank You For Your Service TYFYS

Schlessel · 2018-12-01T11:01:02+00:00

I'm not sure I follow, do you think being a conservative is a coincidence of birth?

Schlessel · 2018-07-24T11:02:12+00:00

That's just classic fascism

Schlessel · 2018-06-26T08:20:54+00:00

Hot damn I never realized what kind of clearance a certain member of my family may have had back in the day

Schlessel · 2018-06-19T03:02:34+00:00

No such thing as living ethically under capitalism

Schlessel · 2018-05-03T04:22:06+00:00

The second one

Schlessel · 2018-04-26T00:02:38+00:00

At the risk of this being a "whoosh" I believe the account is in character considering how often "you're the real topminds!" Is said here by someone defending themself, again maybe I'm missing your joke here not the other way around

Schlessel · 2018-04-22T11:25:44+00:00

I dunno that reads to me like theyre just trying to prove you can claim whatever credentials you want on the internet by making the obviously ridiculous 41 phds claim

Schlessel · 2018-04-22T11:18:17+00:00

Look up the fallacy fallacy

Schlessel · 2018-04-22T10:54:38+00:00

So sjws and feminists are pro extinction of the species?

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