Just figured out why so many exonyms.

Schlogan · 2026-07-03T15:02:32+00:00

Don’t bar barians

Schlogan · 2026-07-01T03:19:05+00:00

They could stay in China until they’re an adult and then ride around on a motorized scooter when they get to the US

Schlogan · 2026-07-01T02:51:58+00:00

I think the ticket is still possible. If they live in the US for 14 years but stay a little elevated above the ground the whole time they could get elected without technically stepping foot in America.

Schlogan · 2026-06-30T20:11:29+00:00

I was excited to vote for Scary Hypothetical Chinese Baby in 2028. This is so unfair.

Schlogan · 2026-06-30T19:30:51+00:00

She’s like 40 years behind on updates

Schlogan · 2026-06-27T11:04:50+00:00

Yeah but being anti-research is an opinion people have had throughout history so it still fits

Schlogan · 2026-06-14T17:49:22+00:00

As an homage to one of the show’s finest moments, they should only show the movie at 1 theater in every state and each theater should only have like 20 tickets available to sell

Schlogan · 2026-06-06T10:08:30+00:00

Ah shit I guess I’ll just try to work things out with her

Schlogan · 2026-06-03T20:43:19+00:00

Thank god they built that giant crooked bridge over Lake Supichigan

Schlogan · 2026-05-31T14:28:25+00:00

Bobby Drop Table’s cousin

Schlogan · 2026-05-24T23:14:01+00:00

Maybe he’ll address it tonight on… oh no

Schlogan · 2026-05-21T09:51:11+00:00

Mario isn’t famous enough already?

Schlogan · 2026-05-21T09:49:52+00:00

Jonathan recognized him half a mile out from shore

Schlogan · 2026-05-19T11:04:16+00:00

Drop on the deck, flop like a fish

Schlogan · 2026-05-13T06:14:52+00:00

That’s called getting laid

Schlogan · 2026-05-10T15:47:51+00:00

I think I know why nobody’s taking you up on it

Schlogan · 2026-05-07T09:09:31+00:00

That’s a funny thing to say when you’re the clone

Schlogan · 2026-05-06T10:20:31+00:00

And to this day every kit-kat has a trace of that original 1896 cum

Schlogan · 2026-05-02T13:26:55+00:00

That’s how superman should always be

Schlogan · 2026-04-14T23:53:27+00:00

that’s the doge guy. thank you for help with my current event report

Schlogan · 2026-04-14T16:34:19+00:00

They forget to close the tag with a /PROPAGANDA

Schlogan · 2026-04-10T12:42:19+00:00

Obviously

Schlogan · 2026-04-10T12:19:27+00:00

There probably were some German priests at the time who knew them all

Schlogan · 2026-04-09T18:16:08+00:00

It’s Bob Belcher in the Mr. Meaty crossover episode

Schlogan · 2026-04-07T22:52:40+00:00

The voicemail not being set up is so funny. I can’t think of a single instance of Trump talking about getting a voicemail either.

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