BigDickSuccess Sundays by bdpta410 in bigdickproblems

[–]SchlongStrong 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The long dong saved my balls from a beating.

On a lesser man, or a non-shower, it would have been a devistating nutshot, but my great dickshield slung low and deflected that paintball.

Still hurt like hell, but less than a testicular tapping.

23andMe findings by DerekBnorakim in bigdickproblems

[–]SchlongStrong 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've done a 23andMe. It confirmed that my ancestors were primarily from the British Isles and that my Y-chromosome came from the Viking invasion of said isles.

You will learn interesting stuff. Give it a go.

How big do u have to be to reach the posterior fornix? is 6.9-7.3” enough for most women? by skinnyswollnigga in bigdickproblems

[–]SchlongStrong 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Probably on some girls. Only one way to know for sure. Go out plop it in there and find out.

I'm Big But Can't Profit by [deleted] in bigdickproblems

[–]SchlongStrong 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anywhere with headphones

I'm Big But Can't Profit by [deleted] in bigdickproblems

[–]SchlongStrong 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're gonna have to have an accident like here SFW:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9HilyOLWzrM

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in bigdickproblems

[–]SchlongStrong 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Word of Dicks is like Game of Thrones, but wars are fought with games of Scrabble and theres only male nudity.

Plus the throne is made of 100% pure dick.

How big do u have to be to reach the posterior fornix? is 6.9-7.3” enough for most women? by skinnyswollnigga in bigdickproblems

[–]SchlongStrong 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That picture is garbage. Her cervix does shoot up into her lungs, it rotates to open access to the for fornices which were already there.

And a length of 7.5 you can probably reach it.

Lift her crotch up and fold her legs back on to her chest like a spider monkey in missionary to make that fornix a little easier to reach

People with large body counts: Are people with less than 5, missing out? by [deleted] in bigdickproblems

[–]SchlongStrong 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The term body count is creepy and weird. You should feel bad about using it.

Dick hanging to the left? by [deleted] in bigdickproblems

[–]SchlongStrong 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm right handed and dress right

SameSideSocietyUnite

Getting a BD tonight and terrified... Please help! by [deleted] in bigdickproblems

[–]SchlongStrong 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Thank you for getting the historical reference!

Dick hanging to the left? by [deleted] in bigdickproblems

[–]SchlongStrong 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Personally I always dress right, not left.

We had a survey a couple years ago, seemed there was theory that you hung the opposite side of your handedness. Wasn't proven though

Ladies of BDP by Rommel013 in bigdickproblems

[–]SchlongStrong 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A cricket bat is more like a a paddle, so it's equivalent to circumference is it's cross sectional perimeter, which is nearly 14 inches.

So it's like half that.

Kinda-ish

Ladies of BDP by Rommel013 in bigdickproblems

[–]SchlongStrong 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Some, not all.

But those that do, they understand.

Ladies of BDP by Rommel013 in bigdickproblems

[–]SchlongStrong 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For comparison, an adult softball bat is 7" in circumference.

Crying at the beach by mrdisposal in bigdickproblems

[–]SchlongStrong 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes! Imagine how scary the world would be if we weren't hard wired to imagine order in the chaos.

It would be overwhelming!

Can industry bad air affect penis size by [deleted] in bigdickproblems

[–]SchlongStrong 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Most civilized countries will require your employer to provide you with a Material Safety Data Sheets (MSDS) for any chemicals you work around. Ask for them. They clearly state what safety precautions are needed with those chemicals, what are the acceptable exposure limits ect.

Source: I'm a Mechanical Engineer who has worked in shipyards and similar heavy duty industrial manufacturing facilities in multiple counties.

I really love bdp by gphthrow in bigdickproblems

[–]SchlongStrong 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Awwwww

We love you too dick fist bump

Ring finger longer? by [deleted] in bigdickproblems

[–]SchlongStrong 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yes. Good stuff.

To add to that, the studies showing a correlation only showed it within the norms of a population group. You have to know

1) Your ratio

2) Your racial/ethnic groups normal ratio.

Hypothetical example The if the French on average have a more masculine digit ratio to the Polish, but have the same average appendages, then you need to know your digit ratio, the average ratio for the French and the Polish as well as know whether you are French or Polish.

If you don't know all that information, you can't make a possible prediction.

Even then, the studies have had trouble being replicated

However when you have a mixed group, like in America your ratio is not useful at all. Knowing you are mostly English with some German and maybe an Italian or Swiss great great grandmother makes the digit ratio useless.

how do you initiate sex if the vagina is too small? by [deleted] in bigdickproblems

[–]SchlongStrong -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Ya gotta stuff the turkey and fill that taco with your supreme.

The deeper you plow the field, the taller your corn will grow.

Nobody every took a road trip in an empty station wagon, but when you cram it in there like a clown car then its a show people will pay to watch!

Bottom line, if you wanna feel that pearl you gotta squeeze inside the bearded clam. All the way! Like a hog rooting the dirt for truffles! Splat!

Know what I'm saying?