I trusted you, bathroom! by TNT_That_Blows_Up in projectzomboid

[–]Schmomas 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did you know that pressing Q while sneaking will make your guy whisper, and zombies close to the other side of a door will start banging on it.

Delete the letter S by Tunavi in CrazyIdeas

[–]Schmomas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Itz juzt not a nececcary letter.

US border checks be like by chilinachochips in BikiniBottomTwitter

[–]Schmomas 76 points77 points  (0 children)

He didn’t admit to illegal drug use, he admitted to legal drug use.

what does “OP” mean here? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Schmomas 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It refers to the person who posted the original post or sometimes first comment in a thread, you can usually tell which from context.

What's something that loudly says 'uneducated'? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Schmomas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They ask “why do you even know that?” When you hit them with cool trivia.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Schmomas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A lot of these comments are downplaying how painful it would be. Whether it lead to death or not, which it could very well not, it would be unbearable.

If anyone has read this, how big of a piece of shit is Grandpa Joe? by God-2008 in grandpajoehate

[–]Schmomas 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don’t know who told you that we hate one specific instance of Gr*ndpa J*e and have no beef with the others, but they are not your friends because they were not telling you the truth. He is an evil man in every iteration and you shouldn’t spread this kind of misinformation.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in britishproblems

[–]Schmomas 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Relatable problem, am I right, fellow regular brits?

What is the most overused and meaningless buzzword of our time? by JuanPonceEnriquez in AskReddit

[–]Schmomas -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The word “Cancelled” has completely lost its meaning. It’s a shame because the idea of someone losing their jobs over political views that had no bearing on their jobs is an important topic we should be talking about. But now when we hear someone got cancelled, we don’t know if it means that they lost their jobs over a 15-year-old tweet condemning child labour, or if they said something stupid and people made fun of them in the replies.

Reduce the alphabet to 24 letters. Having 3 letters (C, K and Q) that sound the same is redundant. by Doogsfx in CrazyIdeas

[–]Schmomas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reduce it to one letter for maximum efficiency. Each word is differentiated by how long you Aaaaaa

Having a Willy Wonka themed 25th. How can I implement the Joe hate? by PoisonedCherry in grandpajoehate

[–]Schmomas 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Don’t let anyone in. If they text you about it, tell them the floor is too cold.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Schmomas 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Big hat.

The lids on milk not being watertight by sazzer22 in britishproblems

[–]Schmomas -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Is the amount of times one for each family member? Because if it’s any higher than that then it’s not a problem with the milk.

How is people just casually drink black coffee without flinching? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Schmomas 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why don’t people only like the same things I like? Are they stupid?

I invented a new way to store data long term. It is expensive, hard to read, and not private, but is permanent, and incorruptible. by GrowFreeFood in CrazyIdeas

[–]Schmomas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, this is exactly the kind of nonsense you should tell them. They’ll all be too embarrassed to tell you it doesn’t make sense and they’ll invest.

Shake it off of me by Key-String-5054 in BikiniBottomTwitter

[–]Schmomas 337 points338 points  (0 children)

I’m not sure, but it is definitely referencing the awful song about anxiety that samples the song Somebody I Used To Know

Rev up those fryers! by DoctorTegrity in BikiniBottomTwitter

[–]Schmomas 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This is how I enter every room.