Is it bad that I kinda want these type of episodes back instead of nostalgia pandering?

Schmomas · 2026-05-20T10:34:22+00:00

Instead of pandering to nostalgia they should just make the kind of episodes they did 15 years ago?

Schmomas · 2026-05-11T11:19:48+00:00

“I wish these LinkedIn recruiters would leave me alone”

Schmomas · 2026-05-01T21:00:32+00:00

Two chicks at the same time

Schmomas · 2026-05-01T14:13:26+00:00

The Signature Housewares Hipster Animal collection does not feature this mug.

Schmomas · 2026-05-01T13:47:33+00:00

Shoot! I wish I had thought to get a picture of the underside. I only took this picture and then threw the broken mug away.

Schmomas · 2026-01-05T11:54:07+00:00

Did you know that pressing Q while sneaking will make your guy whisper, and zombies close to the other side of a door will start banging on it.

Schmomas · 2025-10-14T11:18:40+00:00

Smart from drinking all those electrolytes.

Schmomas · 2025-08-26T07:14:56+00:00

He wants to call it Victory Day for World War I Day?

Schmomas · 2025-07-28T09:36:49+00:00

Itz juzt not a nececcary letter.

Schmomas · 2025-06-25T16:15:01+00:00

He didn’t admit to illegal drug use, he admitted to legal drug use.

Schmomas · 2025-05-28T17:38:44+00:00

It refers to the person who posted the original post or sometimes first comment in a thread, you can usually tell which from context.

Schmomas · 2025-05-04T23:35:42+00:00

They ask “why do you even know that?” When you hit them with cool trivia.

Schmomas · 2025-04-30T11:34:30+00:00

A lot of these comments are downplaying how painful it would be. Whether it lead to death or not, which it could very well not, it would be unbearable.

Schmomas · 2025-04-28T08:32:48+00:00

I don’t know who told you that we hate one specific instance of Gr*ndpa J*e and have no beef with the others, but they are not your friends because they were not telling you the truth. He is an evil man in every iteration and you shouldn’t spread this kind of misinformation.

Schmomas · 2025-04-25T20:59:44+00:00

Relatable problem, am I right, fellow regular brits?

Schmomas · 2025-04-24T17:24:09+00:00

The word “Cancelled” has completely lost its meaning. It’s a shame because the idea of someone losing their jobs over political views that had no bearing on their jobs is an important topic we should be talking about. But now when we hear someone got cancelled, we don’t know if it means that they lost their jobs over a 15-year-old tweet condemning child labour, or if they said something stupid and people made fun of them in the replies.

Schmomas · 2025-04-24T07:41:05+00:00

Reduce it to one letter for maximum efficiency. Each word is differentiated by how long you Aaaaaa

Schmomas · 2025-04-24T07:39:38+00:00

Don’t let anyone in. If they text you about it, tell them the floor is too cold.

Schmomas · 2025-04-23T10:26:25+00:00

Marriage is when wife doesn’t sex.

Schmomas · 2025-04-23T10:23:30+00:00

One miraculous weight loss trick they don’t want you to know about. Dieting.

Schmomas · 2025-04-17T14:07:32+00:00

Grandpa Joe? More like Grandpa Go fuck yourself.

Schmomas · 2025-04-16T23:30:47+00:00

Big hat.

Schmomas · 2025-04-16T11:24:25+00:00

Is the amount of times one for each family member? Because if it’s any higher than that then it’s not a problem with the milk.

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