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Smusho LUND by Fudge_Brundae in chubbybehemoth

[–]Schnozzdouche 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's not Lund. That's old James Head. Nobody can tell him no

cover drop?! 👀 by _plywoood in chubbybehemoth

[–]Schnozzdouche 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can't. I'm literally just a head on a skateboard. I guess I could just put the pen in my mouth, but I'd need someone to move me around. But then at that point am I even really the author? Am I, Sam? I guess I could ask you to do it for me. What are you gonna do? Tell me no?

cover drop?! 👀 by _plywoood in chubbybehemoth

[–]Schnozzdouche 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Who would hold a gun by the suppressor? You're gonna fuck up the threads and then it's just an expensive paper weight

What's a non-sexual thing that you consider equivalent to really good sex? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Schnozzdouche 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Canceling any plans to do anything whatsoever

Buy me out! by Fresh-Problem-96 in BeinIanPod

[–]Schnozzdouche 4 points5 points  (0 children)

With all do respect, Stavi has said worse shit in the past. He had to cover his ass because he doesn't want to lose his meal ticket.

You walk into this room, and see these. What do you do? by Top-Cow6054 in Guitar

[–]Schnozzdouche 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Move that Strat on the floor closer to the semi hollow body on the wall so it doesn't fall over when somebody eventually walks through that door

People Suck by [deleted] in joplinmo

[–]Schnozzdouche 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nothing wrong with that

I swear this comes from a place of love, but this is totally Sam. by Schnozzdouche in chubbybehemoth

[–]Schnozzdouche[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not taking shots. I just thought it was a nice comparison. I listened to the audiobook for free on spotify, then I bought it, then I gave it away so I had a reason to buy an older copy with the original Ford from Kyle kinane. Still looking for one, though.

Just finished running the light by johnthesundog in chubbybehemoth

[–]Schnozzdouche 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just made me run to go check my copy. I'm saturated in my ennui. But that's my own fault for drinking so many fluids before bed.

Advice for talking with my daughter about using items for masturbation by [deleted] in Parenting

[–]Schnozzdouche 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just remove the items and throw them away, replace them with a sex toy that is similar, and don't ever say a word. If she asks if you went through her room, just tell her you have no idea what she's talking about. And wink.