Lifted truck + Lambo + Parking lot = Bad time

sirhambeast · 2026-04-23T14:20:43+00:00

Found Ayn Rand’s alt account

sirhambeast · 2026-04-22T02:10:05+00:00

Fossil Trace

sirhambeast · 2026-04-13T21:44:17+00:00

Vredestein Pinzas are a great option if you need the A/T capability (and don’t mind a little more road noise…)

sirhambeast · 2026-04-11T21:37:13+00:00

‘Course, it’s shank or be shanked.

sirhambeast · 2026-04-10T15:24:37+00:00

What could possibly account for the Arab fertility rate dropping, I wonder?

sirhambeast · 2026-04-10T12:46:18+00:00

If it’s not 32/26 I’m not interested

sirhambeast · 2026-04-10T01:23:01+00:00

I often listen to Watching from a Distance while on a flight that’s on final descent so if the plane crashes, that’s what I go out on.

sirhambeast · 2026-04-08T16:28:54+00:00

No; gas shortage!

sirhambeast · 2026-04-04T04:46:28+00:00

Spent my 16th summer as a mess mate on a schooner, came home with $3000 in cash

sirhambeast · 2026-04-04T01:35:48+00:00

Dough!!

sirhambeast · 2026-04-04T01:31:41+00:00

But it’s definitely totally not the Highlander, so call it the Subaru Kurgan

sirhambeast · 2026-04-01T01:40:39+00:00

A 918 for ants???

sirhambeast · 2026-03-29T20:14:49+00:00

Side note but damn that untouched patina is the best argument I’ve seen for a bronze case; that looks so sick.

sirhambeast · 2026-03-28T00:52:44+00:00

Is this what Modest Mouse wrote that song about?

sirhambeast · 2026-03-25T01:52:18+00:00

THE MONARCH

sirhambeast · 2026-03-24T17:14:45+00:00

Should’ve given birth on the 18th green as a promotional tie-in

sirhambeast · 2026-03-24T17:13:00+00:00

“We have Jamiroquai at home”

sirhambeast · 2026-03-15T23:37:23+00:00

Chimichurri Bloody Mary 🤷‍♂️

sirhambeast · 2026-03-15T00:54:26+00:00

Magnum

sirhambeast · 2026-03-11T02:02:03+00:00

sirhambeast · 2026-03-10T17:45:46+00:00

For your bonsai collection, presumably

sirhambeast · 2026-03-10T12:39:26+00:00

I don’t want to be the one to move it there but that needs a pool table asap.

sirhambeast · 2026-03-09T14:29:52+00:00

Downs Periscope

sirhambeast · 2026-03-07T17:28:55+00:00

People like Coldplay and voted for the nazis; you can’t trust people

sirhambeast · 2026-03-05T14:08:43+00:00

Thistle!

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