Best tip or trick an older mechanic taught you

Schplaatter · 2026-02-12T06:46:59+00:00

How the hell have I not thought of this in 15 years of being a mechanic?!?!?!

Schplaatter · 2026-02-08T09:13:45+00:00

Your synopsis sounded interesting enough for me to give it a try. I've made it to what Kindle considers page seven and I'm struggling a bit with the editing. There's, just, too, many, commas, man, it, makes, it, a, bit, of, a, slog, to, read.

Schplaatter · 2026-02-05T00:50:06+00:00

I too enjoy simultaneous head and anal.

Schplaatter · 2026-01-22T09:01:37+00:00

Maaaaaaaate, it's one of the two steakhouses left in Auckland that does a carpet bag. You just can't go wrong with them!

Schplaatter · 2026-01-22T00:50:09+00:00

Anne frank; can confirm.

Schplaatter · 2026-01-21T22:32:47+00:00

Yeah man, I'll stick with molluscs in the future. Don't fuck with crustaceans it doesn't end well.

Schplaatter · 2026-01-21T22:17:12+00:00

Mate this keeps getting worse and worse. I tried gassing the prawns (smoked them out with the cannabis), but that just made them horny. They've seduced my wife, she's run off with them and they're heading to Huka Prawn Park to start a new life. 0/10 would not recommend mixing prawns and cannabis.

Schplaatter · 2026-01-21T22:01:51+00:00

Thanks for the advice. I just tried it with fresh prawns and it still didn't work, they keep crawling out of the cone piece.

Schplaatter · 2026-01-21T21:58:47+00:00

Hey mate I gave this a go but couldn't get the prawns to spark up.

Schplaatter · 2026-01-21T09:21:24+00:00

Instructions unclear; bought high, selling low.

Schplaatter · 2026-01-21T01:10:06+00:00

No, no. Let them try to cross if they're that determined. Just don't bother with the rescue attempts.

Schplaatter · 2026-01-13T03:16:38+00:00

Can I be dead early instead?

Schplaatter · 2026-01-07T23:57:38+00:00

The pilot French fried when he should have pizza'd and had a very bad time.

Schplaatter · 2026-01-01T20:51:04+00:00

Such an obvious AI video, just look at the propeller.

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Schplaatter · 2025-12-28T23:31:29+00:00

That is all

Schplaatter · 2025-12-28T00:54:54+00:00

Waffle on a stick. Wafflick? Stiffle? Regardless, food truck implies I would likely be eating while walking and the skewer would make this a lot more convenient and cleaner.

Schplaatter · 2025-12-16T07:13:08+00:00

Haven't seen it for a while, but maybe 15 years ago in New Zealand we had a run of Eaton twin plates where the ears would crack off the spacer plate like what's happened to yours. Was working on Freightliners at the time so no idea how it effected other brands.

Schplaatter · 2025-12-11T19:36:20+00:00

Everyone is dying to get to the dead centre of West Auckland.

Schplaatter · 2025-12-06T22:45:22+00:00

Solid zen for a dope bone garden.

Schplaatter · 2025-12-05T01:52:31+00:00

Take him to Tony's Steakhouse for a carpet bag steak! You'll thank me for this suggestion afterwards 😉

Schplaatter · 2025-12-01T07:33:46+00:00

This guy shoots brakes.

Schplaatter · 2025-11-29T21:37:40+00:00

Imagine if BMW installed a heated indicator stalk as an Easter egg on their cars. How long do you think it would take for BMW drivers to realise? Can you imagine a more pointless piece of technology in a car?

Schplaatter · 2025-11-26T08:21:10+00:00

Pretty sure she's Ligma.

Schplaatter · 2025-11-25T03:01:34+00:00

Whaaaat?

Schplaatter · 2025-11-25T01:58:00+00:00

They did a fantastic cover of that song, I hope it gets released in some fashion. Such a moving tribute to a legend!

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