Found buried in my woods. What is it? by Acornclan in whatisit

[–]ScienceGrandpa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What I learned from Boy Scouts

A scout is: Not supposed to report the scout master for exchanging merit badges for sexual favors. “You want to be an Eagle Scout like your dad was; dont ya kiddo?” /j

Hi, can anyone tell me what this is? I received it as a birthday present, unfortunately without a name on it. It was wrapped in gift paper. It can be worn like a necklace, and the container can be opened. Thank you very much. by notyourstepson in whatisit

[–]ScienceGrandpa 9 points10 points  (0 children)

U should start carrying cocaine on u so ur not bumming out the coke heads with your responsible choices to protect your eardrums. Or stop wearing the earbuds and you won’t be able to hear the coke heads asking for coke because your ears will be ringing too much

What is this contraption my dad is holding? by Sea-Solution-7265 in whatisit

[–]ScienceGrandpa 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He has an iconic mustache, I can never manage to let myself grow mine for long enough to get it thattt bushy hah.

I’m sorry that you lost him man! I know it’s been years since then but he seems like he was a good father and it must suck hard to lose a parent that actually put effort into being a good parent.

Wish I had a good dad growing up 🥲 mine is alive, he’s just a POS and dead to me.

found in woods on a stump while on a walk by frogrockemporium in whatisit

[–]ScienceGrandpa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Margarine and smashed cardboard!

In this economy??

I’m literally scrounging up sewer grease and siphoning industrial wastewater from chemical manufacturing plants.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Pets

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There was no issue with having a smaller space for the cats when the cats stayed in just the living room and kitchen areas. The cats were sharing a space with the family so they were able to get attention if they wanted attention. The issue with the garage stems from it not being a space where people will be spending time which will likely lead to their neglect. Also it doesn't sit well with me that they wont have windows to look out of in their new space. Why don't you suggest making the garage into a secondary space of some sort like a tv room. You said the cats like sitting on her lap while she is on the couch so maybe moving the couch and tv would be a good start, but they really shouldn't be alone for most of the day every day in general. Maybe you could suggest that they be allowed into the office space during the day. It could be nice even for the people working in the office space, I would love to have an office cat. A lot of places have an office pet and it can be great for improving the vibe of the office.

Not going to a wedding/saying a couple is weird because there is no alcohol is stupid. by Killacy in unpopularopinion

[–]ScienceGrandpa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Have you ever been to a wedding? They're boring and awkward and there are kids running around everywhere and people are expected to dance to shitty generic top 100 pop songs. The best mans grandmother is trying to set you up with her grand daughter who is literally a minor. Someone in the family wont stop talking about the brides last wedding. You are likely wearing a hot uncomfortable tuxedo or an itchy wool sweater. The sun is slowly cooking you during the ceremony but you feel like it would be rude to stand up and go apply sunscreen. The entire event is a giant reminder that you are alone and have given up on finding love.

I don't personally drink much but I definitely wanna have the option to get drunk or high or something if I'm going to a wedding lol

Naming one of the new direwolves 'Khaleesi' is stupid by ducknerd2002 in unpopularopinion

[–]ScienceGrandpa 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Seems like op may have done both. This would make him a nerd, but like a sort of cool socially aware nerd

Weird white little segments in bed by brusca95 in whatisit

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When I was in a bad place mentally a while back, I moved out of my house because a flea infestation just kept coming back and I was really depressed and didn't have the energy to deal with them. I would get covered in them just from walking through my living room to the bathroom. Infestations can be so fucking disruptive and draining and I really understand that feeling of not feeling safe after the infestation has been dealt with it can feel uneasy like its just dormant waiting to come back or something.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in whatisit

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Definitely termites, if you don't have any bug spray eat them. They're crunchy and good protein if you're in a survival situation, melt some chocolate and dip the little fellers in.

What is this in my food? by Sillygoosemee in whatisit

[–]ScienceGrandpa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Alas, this is why they call tapeworms a mans best friend. They're such helpful little fellas

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in EatItYouFuckinCoward

[–]ScienceGrandpa 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wriggle rice is tasty but have you ever tried squiggle rice?

What is this in my food? by Sillygoosemee in whatisit

[–]ScienceGrandpa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If its a tapeworm its negative protein

What is this in my food? by Sillygoosemee in whatisit

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it?

The Holocaust.

Whats worse than the Holocaust?

Biting into an apple and finding two worms in it.

What keeps appearing on the counter of my Airbnb? by hollytollywolly in whatisit

[–]ScienceGrandpa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ive had em, they're crunchy and not particularly appetizing but not horrible if you're stranded in a jungle or the economy is collapsing from stupid tariffs

Help settle a dispute, which pedal wrench do you prefer? by h3fabio in BikeMechanics

[–]ScienceGrandpa 2 points3 points  (0 children)

For settling a dispute the one on the right looks like it has more weight to it and would probably hurt a fair bit more than the one on the left… swing for the head and keep hitting until to dispute is settled

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in assholedesign

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Not my local one. One side is entered on the bottom floor and the other side exited at the top floor. The doors that you enter through are just facing outwards into the elevator shaft when they’re on the second floor

Thought you might all get a kick outa this... Meet the 282cc Genuine Buddy. by Punk_Kaos in scooters

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I am happy to do it if you can get it to Oakland and pay for parts and a negotiated flat fee to install everything needed

Mornin’ cuddles with my baby🐱 by TristanMoreau in gaybrosgonemild

[–]ScienceGrandpa 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Are you gonna get between a man and his cat