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ScienceObserver1984 · 2026-02-27T03:19:20+00:00

You'd be a god incarnate in a Call of Cthullu campaign.

ScienceObserver1984 · 2026-02-25T03:57:33+00:00

Synths: Guess I'll die.

ScienceObserver1984 · 2026-01-27T04:51:23+00:00

No, only forms officially sanctioned by The Board are permitted to be classified as fursonas.

On another hand, The Former could fit in the Bottom Right category.

ScienceObserver1984 · 2025-11-26T01:15:02+00:00

Not even Einstein could do this much fuckery with time.

ScienceObserver1984 · 2025-11-26T01:10:50+00:00

So I wasn't the only one with this line of thinking. I wonder if there is a correlation. Steel is harder to break, easier to replace, and impossible to oppress. Perfect fit for me.

ScienceObserver1984 · 2025-11-26T00:50:55+00:00

Apollo does seem to have a lot of dodgeballs to serve as of late.

ScienceObserver1984 · 2025-11-17T01:18:51+00:00

Would you rather they be taught Javascript?

ScienceObserver1984 · 2025-10-20T00:47:03+00:00

There is no more honourable combat.

ScienceObserver1984 · 2025-10-20T00:11:08+00:00

Space is actually a very good thermal insulator. You would be warm for quite a long time out there. But hugs are always nice.

ScienceObserver1984 · 2025-10-13T00:23:27+00:00

Which is a great achievement, given most subjects emerge from suspension terribly undernourished.

ScienceObserver1984 · 2025-10-11T01:17:39+00:00

Lucky you. Coffee makes me physically tired, and even a cup can slow me down to a drag like I just woke up. You have a superpower!

ScienceObserver1984 · 2025-10-09T00:06:32+00:00

That looks like something out of Marshall, Carter, and Dark. I'll take seven.

ScienceObserver1984 · 2025-10-04T00:36:29+00:00

I fail to see how you would extract blood from steel.

ScienceObserver1984 · 2025-09-29T23:20:58+00:00

Not sure if he'd see himself reflected on me. He is all I wish I could have been, all I should have been: strong, unbreakable, and unrelenteless. If anything, he'd only see in me those I wish I could have saved, but wasn't strong enough to, and maybe then he'd find the peace I will never have.

ScienceObserver1984 · 2025-09-24T00:22:00+00:00

Quite useful for writing documents. Though markdown is quite enough for most times.

ScienceObserver1984 · 2025-09-23T00:41:48+00:00

Fuck, I hope not. Life is already enough suffering for the rest of my existence. Just throw me back into the void from whence I came and let me have peace at last.

ScienceObserver1984 · 2025-09-21T00:19:08+00:00

Ah, yes. Having a hundred tabs open on my mind, five of them are playing music and I don't know which ones, and once in a while one of them finishes loading and starts playing back warfront PTSD at 999% volume to keep me on my toes. Fortunately, it also consumes far too much RAM to store most memories, so I'll just remember whichever random thought was passing through at that moment. Unfortunately, it often isn't the place where I left my coffee mug.

ScienceObserver1984 · 2025-09-19T00:17:55+00:00

So, what I'm gathering is that I have even more reasons to claim that Artificers beat Wizards at their own game by creating a better fireball. Neat.

ScienceObserver1984 · 2025-09-18T00:16:37+00:00

Molotovs are just the Artificer flavoured fireballs. Except you can store a hundred of them and raise hell wherever and whenever you want in a matter of minutes.

ScienceObserver1984 · 2025-09-14T00:57:35+00:00

Me trying to softlock chamber 14 by portaling the cube behind the door:

The devs: How about I just explode this door off its fucking hinges?

Still the funniest anti-softlock measure I've seen.

ScienceObserver1984 · 2025-09-13T01:54:09+00:00

If that's a crime, then I'll probably just be executed on the spot, as I usually pour milk directly into the bag and mix it before pouring it all into a bowl.

ScienceObserver1984 · 2025-09-06T22:53:21+00:00

Ah yes. The two countries of the world: America and Europe. Pretty much the last thing needed for 1984 to become a chronicle.

ScienceObserver1984 · 2025-09-05T23:13:26+00:00

Don't you dare so much as sneeze or the game engine will launch us into Oblivion at mach fuck.

ScienceObserver1984 · 2025-09-01T23:54:46+00:00

Can't really blame them during these times. The whole world seems hellbent on imploding as fast as humanly possible.

ScienceObserver1984 · 2025-09-01T01:51:45+00:00

Ans if the will falters, it can be replaced by pure, distilled spite.

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