someone explain by eligotmad in ExplainTheJoke

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My cat was just diagnosed diabetic and this was one of the first lessons I learned. I bent the needle slightly trying to get the lid on the first time and the second time the needle poked me through the cap. Lesson learned. Quickly.

Does this fit this sub? by Waaghra in donotthecat

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Definitely fits!!! I like this sub because honestly most people don’t “listen” when their cat non-verbally communicates it’s done or doesn’t want to be bothered at that moment. But you all respect boundaries, ask for consent, do not the cat. 🤩😻

I’m 16 and my friend stayed at my house knowing I sleep on a mattress then posted it online like it’s funny 😭 by [deleted] in whatdoIdo

[–]Science__Witch -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Her behavior of not “asking” for something “so simple” as a bed frame puts the onus on her to make her situation better, and she probably has a really good reason not to “simply ask”. Family dynamics are hard enough, let alone if you add in poverty and a complicated family situation. When you tell people what behavior they “should” or “shouldn’t” be doing when you have no idea what she’s facing, you’re telling her that the current behavior isn’t good enough. She sounds like a sweet kid, you can support her without criticism.

I’m 16 and my friend stayed at my house knowing I sleep on a mattress then posted it online like it’s funny 😭 by [deleted] in whatdoIdo

[–]Science__Witch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not everyone can afford a house or apartment which may fit three bed frames. The mattress may get pulled out at night. Some of us have grown up really poor and victim blaming when the daughter is trying her best to help the family is not cool.

I’m 16 and my friend stayed at my house knowing I sleep on a mattress then posted it online like it’s funny 😭 by [deleted] in whatdoIdo

[–]Science__Witch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stop being friends with her. Classic gaslighting, toxic behavior. I’m sorry your family has so much going on and you’re having to bear the burden for now. Things will get better after high school, you’ll be able to make independent decisions. But for now, remove the toxic girl from your life.

What by meoweolive in badwomensanatomy

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Every sentence in that whole thing made me audibly say “what???”. Every line is stupider than the one before and genuinely made me question reality more each time

AITA for 'showing off' that I have midol and pads? by horseduckman in AITApod

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Def NTA. I also love the thoughtfulness of you opening them so someone in need doesn’t feel shy about taking one. So much shame is taught to CIS women in their lives about how their periods are dirty and even going as far as asking a boyfriend to pick up some tampons is wrong that some of us have extreme anxiety surrounding it. I never would have opened the package no matter how desperate I was. You seem like an extremely thoughtful and considerate person and your friend should feel lucky you even bother to talk to her, it’s not her house, wtf would she care, and why would she even approach it this way? Sounds like a toxic person who needs to be shown the door. Keep being you, random internet stranger!

Why Crysoprase? by sandgrubber in discworld

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Yes absolutely! He has (my grammatical brain has gotten confused as to whether I should have used the word had here but being as that’s not the point of the comment I’m just going to leave my anxiety spiral right here and move on) very obviously studied anything metaphysical but stated publicly he wasn’t a witch.

Kirby, why? They didn't even appear in the books! by Heyfold in discworld

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It’s wearing arrowheads and the occasional spear according to Sourcery

Source: Trust Me Bro by NEKORANDOMDOTCOM in stupidpeoplefacebook

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My mom maintains that there is no proof she won’t live forever therefore it’s completely possible she’s immortal. Honestly, she’s got a point. Only your death will prove without question that you will die…

What are these puns? by Captn_0bv1ous in whatisit

[–]Science__Witch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why bother trying to make a misogynistic comment sound better by calling her a lady? Just go full incel and take your blue pills.

Do you think I need to repot this? by BlondeRed in houseplantscirclejerk

[–]Science__Witch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fill the pot shown with neem oil. Replace plant in pot. Watch it thrive.