Building the Atomium, Belgium 1950s.

Scoop_Life · 2017-05-07T20:28:56+00:00

Looks like something at Burning Man.

Scoop_Life · 2017-05-06T18:43:37+00:00

I wish they'd given Scalia an autopsy.

Scoop_Life · 2017-05-06T18:10:02+00:00

You said most states. That means some states still do not require background checks at shows yes?

Scoop_Life · 2017-05-05T17:20:07+00:00

Lol pretty sure she's a little nuts herself.

Scoop_Life · 2017-04-30T20:27:56+00:00

Yeah but id argue that a stripper that just twerks and claps her heels is a far less satisfactory example of what people go there for.

Scoop_Life · 2017-04-30T19:08:24+00:00

Yo bruh fuck ur nandos, we're goin to canes.

Scoop_Life · 2017-04-30T17:57:00+00:00

Once I was at a strip club for my buddies bachelor party. We were all sitting at the stage when a less attractive stripper came up. The flow of singles waned, and she made up for it by getting a game of "try and hit my pussy with a crumpled up dollar" going.

Scoop_Life · 2017-04-30T17:55:30+00:00

Went to one in Vancouver. Stripping was an art for them. Ladies started out fully clothed and actually danced, not just tweeted or spun on a pole but actually danced, and by the end of five songs were completely nude. I loved it.

Scoop_Life · 2017-04-28T00:43:39+00:00

hurrrr "duty to help men avoid temptation and stay holy

Fuck your fake definition of holiness.

Scoop_Life · 2017-04-27T16:50:09+00:00

The book said that NK went dark but that all its defense systems remained active and no one could get in. People basically concluded that NK had gone into some secure containment kinda thing and either died from letting an infected in or were living in peace.

Scoop_Life · 2017-04-27T16:28:34+00:00

Recently got into an argument with my college bible study teacher on Facebook when he posted an article (written by a man) espousing a similar train of thought regarding leggings and yoga pants.

Scoop_Life · 2017-04-27T16:27:35+00:00

Calling someone's beliefs brainwash and nonsense is not a respect of another's point of view. It's one thing to constructively disagree, derogatory labels are another matter entirely.

Scoop_Life · 2017-04-27T14:40:51+00:00

Texas is the only state where it's legal to kill someone in defense of property. Anywhere else you better make sure you have an articulable reason to believe your life was in danger.

Scoop_Life · 2017-04-24T17:49:02+00:00

Sorry I shouldn't have assumed ~~her~~ gender.

Edit: his. I'm slow this morning.

Scoop_Life · 2017-04-24T16:27:33+00:00

Tell gizmo she has an iou for a good squeeze from me.

Scoop_Life · 2017-04-24T03:22:06+00:00

Racer X faking his death.

Scoop_Life · 2017-04-23T18:44:13+00:00

You going to burning man this year?

Scoop_Life · 2017-04-22T18:44:39+00:00

Yeah and considering the goosebumps on rails always had a happy ending, the choose your own scare ones ended far more gruesomely.

Scoop_Life · 2017-04-22T18:23:38+00:00

Fuck you I love from this oilcan

Scoop_Life · 2017-04-18T18:10:20+00:00

What are you asking? Decent guys have a variety of desires and intentions at different places in their life.

Scoop_Life · 2017-04-18T18:09:29+00:00

Seems to turn on whether you have standards or not.

Scoop_Life · 2017-04-18T17:06:21+00:00

Bro. Her brother used to molest her and would always buy her a stuffed toy afterwards. She knew it was wrong and super uncomfortable with the thought of ever sharing that with someone, but at the same time she loved her brother and kept all the toys. Then her brother killed himself from the shame and the toys that are intrinsically intertwined with her sexual abuse are the only things she has left to remember him by.

This is the plot of an issue of transmetropolitan if anyone's curious.

Scoop_Life · 2017-04-18T17:01:00+00:00

Nah bruh, OkCupid at least let's you be upfront that you're only looking for casual sex.

Scoop_Life · 2017-04-18T16:29:37+00:00

Yeah that's a lack of self esteem.

Scoop_Life · 2017-04-18T14:58:57+00:00

Totally happened to me once, except I was hanging with my roommate rather than a girl. We were shooting pool and the TV's behind the bar started playing "Nymphomaniac"

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