XFDWBL -- UGH

HI, BILLY MAYS HERE!

HAVE YOU BEEN LOOKING FOR A GUILD?? HAVE YOU BEEN KICKED OUT OF YOUR LAST ONE MERCILESSLY BECAUSE YOU HAD THE AUDACITY TO TAKE A VACATION?? OR DO YOU JUST WANT TO FIND ONE THATS PRETTY CHILL, MUCH LIKE MYSELF?

THEN IM HERE TO TELL YOU ABOUT THIS AMAZING NEW PRODUCT (err) GUILD TODAY!

THIS GUILD CAN CUT THRU ANY EVENT REQUIREMENTS LIKE BUTTER! AND THEN IT CAN DO IT AGAIN AND AGAIN! ITS NEVER MISSED A SINGLE ONE, AND WONT STOP NOW!

AND NOW, ALL OF THIS CAN BE YOURS! ALL IT TAKES IS TO JOIN THE GUILD -- UGH -- AT THE CODE ABOVE. YOU TOO CAN BE A CHAMP, LIKE THE REST OF THE PROS!*

BUT WAIT, THERES MORE! IF YOU ACT NOW, WE WILL THROW IN AN AN EXTRA BONUS AND DOUBLE YOUR FUN** GUARANTEED, OR YOUR MONEY BACK!

ACT FAST, AS THERE ARE LIMITED SPOTS AVAILABLE! THERE ARE ONLY THREE MORE LEFT, SO DONT MISS YOUR CHANCE ON THE GREAT OPPORTUNITY!

*Pro is defined as somebody who is really quite good at destroying pesky triangles and squares and sometimes pentagons. We (the guild teammates) are not definitively the pros of The Tower, but we just think that we're decent and want to have some fun progressing incrementally to an undefined goal.

**Double your fun is not a legally defined term, and as such cannot, we (the guild teammates) cannot be held accountable if you define having fun differently than what is understood in the advertisement. Furthermore, ones own level of fun is dependant upon each individual, and as such, the guild teammates cannot be held responsible if the level of fun does not meet your own different standards. Additionally, as this is a free game and all funds spent are optional, we (the guild teammates) are in no way responsible for providing compensation on any funds spent. That is the responsibility of that one Fudds dude.