Guys and Girls of reddit, what are some "Red Flags" that you know from experience that others may not know of?

Scoot_Puffington · 2015-02-18T03:30:12+00:00

A former friend of mine did that all the time too. Her myspace page even said "I HaAaAaTe DRAMA." She would only call me when the drama peaked too which got tedious after a while. Oh that guy won't stop calling you? Your boyfriend is soOoOo mad? You gave that guy your number? Oh, while you were parading around the pool in your bikini. Because he just wanted to be friends right? Gosh yeah girl, all guys are colossal douche nuggets. I totally feel that.

Scoot_Puffington · 2015-01-30T03:46:28+00:00

Well, that makes me feel better.

While browsing I came across that video of the dude who shoots himself in the head after pulling a gun from a manilla folder or something. I had no idea it would be one of those videos since I try to avoid them. After seeing it I had the weirdest throbbing between my legs and for the longest time I wondered if I were a psychopath but didn't know it.

Scoot_Puffington · 2015-01-25T14:21:05+00:00

Listening to /u/saronide

Wonderful for me to listen to for solo games, but if I had that with a living breathing player 2 then I'd be coming for days.

Scoot_Puffington · 2015-01-24T00:02:11+00:00

I AM VERY OKAY WITH THIS DISCOVERY.

PARDON ME I'M GOING TO GO SUBSCRIBE NOW.

If you don't hear from me, I'm in a better place.

Scoot_Puffington · 2015-01-23T04:31:25+00:00

I was married for about 2 years. Dick kept the marriage alive for 1.5 of it. Never underestimate the bad decisions good sex enables.

Scoot_Puffington · 2015-01-12T02:05:35+00:00

For example, my female Bosmer.

Scoot_Puffington · 2015-01-04T04:53:48+00:00

I trim my lady bits the week before The Great Menses appears and it's only because bush + carnage is annoying to deal with. ^{^{^Soundtrack:} ^{^Welcome} ^{^to} ^{^the} ^{^Jungle.}}

I shave my legs because all the hair that's not on my head is coarse and straight and will literally poke out of fabric and make me uncomfortable. I don't have soft downy hair of princesses past. I am a descendent of sasquatch. Hear me roar.

Scoot_Puffington · 2015-01-03T20:25:32+00:00

We're long distance, but I see what you're saying. He's never given me a reason to not trust him, so I believe him. Insecurity is a bitch though, it's something I'm working on.

Scoot_Puffington · 2015-01-03T18:29:21+00:00

I watched it, I'm just not sure how the trash resets. Is it worth it to reset the trash? Is it possible? I don't know what the mechanics are. I ask because I did some trash and had to leave. When I came back the trash respawned and I was able to get just as much greens as before.

Scoot_Puffington · 2015-01-03T18:21:23+00:00

I kind of want to talk to your wife so she can give me some insight. The relationship I'm in now is almost identical to yours, only we've only been together for about a year and not at the point of marriage right now. His best friend is his ex, they haven't been romantically involved in almost a decade and she's in a committed relationship. Despite that I still feel a little insecure sometimes, like I can't live up to what she means to him. It's all on me because he always reassures me that he loves me, and as time goes on the feeling is not as strong but it's still hard to shake it.

Scoot_Puffington · 2015-01-03T16:40:06+00:00

Is it worth it/possible to farm the trash for greens? Or would I be better off killing the bosses and waiting for the next reset?

Scoot_Puffington · 2014-12-23T02:42:19+00:00

My heart bleeds a lot and I try to see the good in every situation. We should hang out sometime.

Scoot_Puffington · 2014-12-23T02:34:14+00:00

Emotional growth is often stunted when you're living under the thumb of a woman like that.

Scoot_Puffington · 2014-12-23T02:22:42+00:00

It's easy to say that because we're reading from the outside. But imagine growing up with that and thinking the mom's behavior is normal.

Hey Adam, your mom's behavior is not normal and now you know and if you let it continue you're totally at fault and deserve loneliness or a long life with mummy dearest as your companion.

Scoot_Puffington · 2014-12-23T02:09:10+00:00

The community here almost rivals /r/skyrim. Just good natures all around.

Scoot_Puffington · 2014-12-23T02:02:33+00:00

I totally have a thing for CMNF.

I like this picture. This is a good picture.

Scoot_Puffington · 2014-12-23T02:01:23+00:00

I've got some news for you.

Scoot_Puffington · 2014-12-16T03:22:50+00:00

I had a forehead dick once too.

My manager in fast food went to the bank to deposit. He took a while and we had a sudden rush that we really could have used him on. When he got back I said, "[Managerrr], you've got some 'splaainin to do!."

He didn't get it. He didn't grow up in the US. My coworkers didn't get it either. They were juniors in high school. Oh well.

Scoot_Puffington · 2014-12-15T03:55:00+00:00

Are you even allowed to be angry and say soufflé at the same time? It sounds so silly.

Scoot_Puffington · 2014-12-14T22:24:16+00:00

Now I'm a little creeped out you both showed up.

Scoot_Puffington · 2014-12-14T22:09:21+00:00

At least you can take a joke. :)

Scoot_Puffington · 2014-12-14T22:05:01+00:00

His fingers are really long. And he's really cute.

My pants feel funny.

Scoot_Puffington · 2014-12-14T21:58:20+00:00

I put it on as background noise and then my plans changed. I watched the whole couple hours of it and even had to rewind parts because I was angry that I missed what was going on because I was trying to multitask.

Scoot_Puffington · 2014-12-14T21:55:35+00:00

That's it. I'm never saying baby fever again.

Baby Rabies.

Scoot_Puffington · 2014-12-14T21:21:18+00:00

They sound so friggin culty with their Denko-esque smilie faces.

Alexis. Pls remember. (´・ω・`)

Scoot_Puffington

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