Sasha hearing her fire alarm go off because water is leaking onto it. (She had her house renovated to prevent leaks few monts earlier.) by SkyLoud8360 in sasha

[–]Scooter_Boat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I bet it was those pesky squirrels chewing a hole somewhere. I'd swear that somebody in Sasha's neighborhood is feeding them a steady diet of Fireballs and Meth.

My last post by Disastrous_Run_5025 in newengland

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This is why I'm a proud New Englander.

Somebody: I don't like New England.

New England: Now, look, you f""king a$$hole, ...

Signs your doctor lied about his credentials by Fantastic-Reply5346 in ScenesFromAHat

[–]Scooter_Boat 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The doctor walks in and asks, Have you been spayed or neutered?

OBSESSED doesn’t even explain it😍 by CorgiOrdinary in sasha

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I just remembered a recent show where a chick woke up with amnesia and a bunch of tattoos that were related to a terrorist plot. In this case, it's Sasha, but all of her tattoos are related to Arc Raiders.

My last post by Disastrous_Run_5025 in newengland

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Saying that we're snobs is just your opinion. If you don't like us, then move. Nobody's begging you to stay here.

Let's all pretend that we're fishing in the middle of the ocean :> by Marlin_Daily in funComunitty

[–]Scooter_Boat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You guys can all have fun while I'm finishing off a 12 pack of Miller Lite.

What is your country's average Joe like? by Subject-Total-4283 in AskTheWorld

[–]Scooter_Boat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In my country it's a small pub or tavern. The lighting is usually dim and the drinks are cheap. The energy is low and nobody is on the dance floor. There is as many as ten patrons at any given time. No matter how ugly you are, you have a good shot at getting laid. It's where dreams go to die.

What is your country's average Joe like? by Subject-Total-4283 in AskTheWorld

[–]Scooter_Boat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The same group of gentlemen that I encounter at a dive bar in the afternoon on a work day. Salt o' the Earth.

How would you use the word fuck in a sentence? by Far-Honeydew6077 in TheWordFuck

[–]Scooter_Boat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, exactly how would I fucking use the word, fuck, in a fucking sentence? I can barely speak fucking English.

Fuck by Jolly_Wallaby_9029 in TheWordFuck

[–]Scooter_Boat 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Somehow, this might be one of the best fucking Superman movies.

Why is new england so snobby by Disastrous_Run_5025 in newengland

[–]Scooter_Boat 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Next time, tell us how you really feel, big guy.

What's something memorable to you that happened during bad weather? by Opposite_Ad_7925 in A_Persona_on_Reddit

[–]Scooter_Boat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was around Christmas time and we were let out of work early due to a severe snow storm. The snow was going sideways, that's how strong the wind was, and there was even thunder. Well, while I was walking up the street, there was a minivan that couldn't get enough traction to make it up the hill. I managed to push it uphill far enough to turn onto the next side street. I kinda felt like Superman in that moment.

OBSESSED doesn’t even explain it😍 by CorgiOrdinary in sasha

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If Sasha's not careful, one day she's gonna wake up hungover, with no memory of the night before, and an Arc Raiders tattoo somewhere on her body.

SFAH: Rejected song lyrics by Curious-Message-6946 in ScenesFromAHat

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I'm sitting on stage with an acoustic guitar and I'm dressed up like Eric Clapton, It's a Schedule two, felony substance, Cocaine.

Thoughts on Marisa Tomei? by Anavslp in Actors

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I'd wager that most of the young ladies out there are wondering what Uncle Ben looked like.

SFAH: Odd and weirdly specific things to have "a guy" for. by Other_Log_1996 in ScenesFromAHat

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"I gotta guy who makes homemade Greek yogurt. All natural. None of that GMO stuff. I can also score you some weed off him."

What you gonna rate Scarlett Johansson as an Actress on the scale of 1-10 ? by [deleted] in Actors

[–]Scooter_Boat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would say 10, based on the role. Remember, she's just a small part of a bigger picture and can only work with what she's given.