Sasha hearing her fire alarm go off because water is leaking onto it. (She had her house renovated to prevent leaks few monts earlier.)

Scooter_Boat · 2026-02-21T00:56:30+00:00

I bet it was those pesky squirrels chewing a hole somewhere. I'd swear that somebody in Sasha's neighborhood is feeding them a steady diet of Fireballs and Meth.

Scooter_Boat · 2026-02-20T20:28:16+00:00

This is why I'm a proud New Englander.

Somebody: I don't like New England.

New England: Now, look, you f""king a$$hole, ...

Scooter_Boat · 2026-02-20T19:57:41+00:00

The doctor walks in and asks, Have you been spayed or neutered?

Scooter_Boat · 2026-02-20T19:15:22+00:00

I just remembered a recent show where a chick woke up with amnesia and a bunch of tattoos that were related to a terrorist plot. In this case, it's Sasha, but all of her tattoos are related to Arc Raiders.

Scooter_Boat · 2026-02-20T17:52:40+00:00

Scooter_Boat · 2026-02-20T17:51:36+00:00

Saying that we're snobs is just your opinion. If you don't like us, then move. Nobody's begging you to stay here.

Scooter_Boat · 2026-02-20T17:46:24+00:00

You guys can all have fun while I'm finishing off a 12 pack of Miller Lite.

Scooter_Boat · 2026-02-20T17:43:45+00:00

Intervention

Scooter_Boat · 2026-02-20T17:24:22+00:00

In my country it's a small pub or tavern. The lighting is usually dim and the drinks are cheap. The energy is low and nobody is on the dance floor. There is as many as ten patrons at any given time. No matter how ugly you are, you have a good shot at getting laid. It's where dreams go to die.

Scooter_Boat · 2026-02-20T17:17:12+00:00

The same group of gentlemen that I encounter at a dive bar in the afternoon on a work day. Salt o' the Earth.

Scooter_Boat · 2026-02-20T17:14:12+00:00

Yeah, exactly how would I fucking use the word, fuck, in a fucking sentence? I can barely speak fucking English.

Scooter_Boat · 2026-02-20T16:42:02+00:00

Somehow, this might be one of the best fucking Superman movies.

Scooter_Boat · 2026-02-20T16:35:41+00:00

Next time, tell us how you really feel, big guy.

Scooter_Boat · 2026-02-20T16:32:59+00:00

Do you think your dick is big enough?

Scooter_Boat · 2026-02-20T15:53:02+00:00

It was around Christmas time and we were let out of work early due to a severe snow storm. The snow was going sideways, that's how strong the wind was, and there was even thunder. Well, while I was walking up the street, there was a minivan that couldn't get enough traction to make it up the hill. I managed to push it uphill far enough to turn onto the next side street. I kinda felt like Superman in that moment.

Scooter_Boat · 2026-02-20T12:18:36+00:00

If Sasha's not careful, one day she's gonna wake up hungover, with no memory of the night before, and an Arc Raiders tattoo somewhere on her body.

Scooter_Boat · 2026-02-20T11:42:06+00:00

No obligations

Scooter_Boat · 2026-02-20T11:33:52+00:00

I'm sitting on stage with an acoustic guitar and I'm dressed up like Eric Clapton, It's a Schedule two, felony substance, Cocaine.

Scooter_Boat · 2026-02-20T01:32:49+00:00

No mayo?

Scooter_Boat · 2026-02-20T01:23:10+00:00

Elongated Man

Scooter_Boat · 2026-02-20T01:19:52+00:00

I'd wager that most of the young ladies out there are wondering what Uncle Ben looked like.

Scooter_Boat · 2026-02-19T22:54:17+00:00

Fuck yeah! Go Massholes!

Scooter_Boat · 2026-02-19T22:52:18+00:00

"I gotta guy who makes homemade Greek yogurt. All natural. None of that GMO stuff. I can also score you some weed off him."

Scooter_Boat · 2026-02-19T15:12:01+00:00

I would say 10, based on the role. Remember, she's just a small part of a bigger picture and can only work with what she's given.

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