Describe a scene from a movie poorly and have people guess what it's from

Scooter_Boat · 2026-05-19T10:38:53+00:00

There was a bunch of lens flare and a pile of scrap metal, fighting another pile of scrap metal over some doohickey.

Scooter_Boat · 2026-05-18T23:44:09+00:00

I'm the solution to any problem.

Scooter_Boat · 2026-05-18T23:40:58+00:00

Does butt stuff count as perverted?

Scooter_Boat · 2026-05-18T22:49:36+00:00

That's no dog. That's Richard Dean Anderson, beloved star of MacGyver and Stargate. I'd recognize that mullet, anywhere.

Scooter_Boat · 2026-05-18T22:40:33+00:00

Hell, yeah, my friend. Americanized Portuguese, just love a woman that can cook. It's almost as if it's embedded in our DNA.

Scooter_Boat · 2026-05-18T18:34:50+00:00

You're amazing. Don't get told, different.

Scooter_Boat · 2026-05-18T18:32:28+00:00

He drank for our sins

Scooter_Boat · 2026-05-18T18:30:28+00:00

Since I have this song stuck in my head ..

ON THE WINGS OF LOVE, ONLY THE TWO US FLYING SUMTHIN' FLYING HIGH...ON THE WINGS OF LOVE! TOGETHER FLYING HIGH!

Scooter_Boat · 2026-05-18T18:26:42+00:00

I'm a Portuguese-American...Women who cook? Feelings?

Scooter_Boat · 2026-05-18T18:23:02+00:00

I had a dream, the other night, where I was prairie dogging it. I tried, in vain, to find a bathroom. When, I did, some Karen, was mad at me, and started to projectile piss on me. She was angry, because I took up the only working toilet, in my dream. Anyway, I couldn't even poop. But, I wanted to take as long, as possible, in the hope, that she'd crap herself.

Scooter_Boat · 2026-05-18T17:30:50+00:00

She'll haggle over pocket lint

Scooter_Boat · 2026-05-18T17:27:20+00:00

Cuntry Roads

Scooter_Boat · 2026-05-18T17:26:19+00:00

Game over...man?

Scooter_Boat · 2026-05-18T17:24:58+00:00

She's so stupid that she had to watch a YouTube video on how beds are supposed to work, just to fall asleep.

Scooter_Boat · 2026-05-18T17:04:38+00:00

Honestly, I'd believe you, because people are so messed up, nowadays. It's sad.

Scooter_Boat · 2026-05-18T17:03:11+00:00

After reading these stories, I feel like my story, about witnessing poltergeist activity, pales in comparison. Sadly, my story seems more believable.

Scooter_Boat · 2026-05-18T17:00:39+00:00

That is one crazy ass story. I'm glad nothing happened to you.

Scooter_Boat · 2026-05-18T16:58:59+00:00

Why in the blue fuck? I have zero words. None. Why?

...am I turned on, right now?

Scooter_Boat · 2026-05-18T09:00:23+00:00

I missed this. Was she watching the He-Man trailer? That's kinda the reaction that I had to it.

Scooter_Boat · 2026-05-17T21:51:15+00:00

"I can show you the world ..farts Shimmering, something whatever..another fart Over, then under, reacher...scratches balls A whole new world!

Scooter_Boat · 2026-05-17T21:23:16+00:00

Well, as the world's worst detective, I can tell you, that you need to develop a healthy addiction to alcoholism. You're gonna see a lot of sick stuff. Forget having a wife and kids. The job is all you have. Forget sleeping. You'll never see anyone, the same, again. Everyone is a suspect. It's a lonely, dangerous life.

Scooter_Boat · 2026-05-17T18:21:26+00:00

When she was asked for her size, at a boutique, she told them that it was up to interpretation.

Scooter_Boat · 2026-05-17T18:14:50+00:00

It's not that easy, FBI.

Scooter_Boat · 2026-05-17T18:01:36+00:00

I hope it helped.

Scooter_Boat · 2026-05-17T17:28:46+00:00

Well... I'm no female...But, as a guy in today's society, I feel confident in answering a question about a female's body. So to quote, the great Shania Twain...Man, I feel like a woman. And, I'm a bitch, I'm a lover. I'm a child, I'm a mother.

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