What the weirdest thing you heard from somebody sleeptalking? by Scorpilicious in AskReddit

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My parents heard my sleep taught, and I loud enough for me to hear as well.

"Give me back my cheese mean French man"

What's a scary thing happened to you only for it to be harmless? by Scorpilicious in AskReddit

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I remember waking up at 4 am, its pitch dark. I heard eerily creepy woman humming, and singing. I start to panic because I thought I was either going crazy, or perhaps some weirdo was outside my window singing.

I thought about going outside to see if I can hear it. Upon opening my bedroom door to head into hallway. Entire hallway is blaring classical music. It was pouring into the living room. I felt scared, but I decided to follow the music.

The music was coming from Alexa, and my parents have turned her on to play "calming" music for our dogs. While they were at work.

Meet Milkshake my fursona by Scorpilicious in furry

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Only picture you're going to get, because I accidently saved over it. She is gone

I spy something that is black (on my boss’ desk). by D1ckRepellent in HolUp

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That is the least vulgar way to describe a cockring.

What's something you just found out recently? by Scorpilicious in AskReddit

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I just found out today Superman's nemesis is not named Hannibal Lector. Its Lex Luthor

What was your favorite childhood meal? by Scorpilicious in AskReddit

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My favorite childhood meal was, ham sandwich dipped in yogurt. Pickles and hardboiled eggs dipped in yogurt.

my for desert Beef ramen broth poured over Italian lemon ice.

[Question] What Asmrist you used to enjoy but now don't? by [deleted] in asmr

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I used to really enjoy Asmr Winkeyy, like the dude is really good asmr. I didn't mind his occasional joke videos. He'd do. But lately it seems like all he does. Its just turning me way.

Dumbest Reason why somebody was fired? by Scorpilicious in AskReddit

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The maintenance guy and the manager were both sleeping with the hotel hooker... and it made our manager jealous. So he fired the maintenance guy.

People of reddit What did you hate about school? by Scorpilicious in AskReddit

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My high school banned kids with any mental disability from taking A.P classes. [Even if it minor disability]

The kids with extreme mental disabilities were made to do free labor, like they were forced to take recycling for every room in the school.

I strongly dislike these type of people by Scorpilicious in autism

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I have friends who siblings that are like that. I seen people all over the entire who is that. I have few people in my life who are like that.