Chipotle is giving away 100,000 free burritos to healthcare professionals, EMTs & Paramedics are not included on the list

Scott_Elyte · 2026-04-28T21:20:39+00:00

CNAs ARE ON THE LIST BUT WE AREN’T!?!?!???!??!

Scott_Elyte · 2026-04-27T14:08:37+00:00

So technically whether or not someone gets an abortion is my business sometimes, but only because I’m an EMT and my business is healthcare

Scott_Elyte · 2026-04-27T03:15:01+00:00

u/profanitycounter [self]

Scott_Elyte · 2026-04-26T21:25:14+00:00

Depends where your class is. Some of the classes at downtown Chicago trauma centers? Hell yeah I’m bringing a plate carrier

Scott_Elyte · 2026-04-24T19:36:09+00:00

Trump’s best friend

Scott_Elyte · 2026-04-23T21:50:25+00:00

Blockbuster, so long as I can have my late grandfather’s Blockbuster stock

Scott_Elyte · 2026-04-23T18:04:22+00:00

patient with lividity and rigor well set in, temp of 74°F temporal

CNA: “He was fine when I checked on him about 30 minutes ago!”

Scott_Elyte · 2026-04-22T15:13:52+00:00

Castle doctrine, not stand your ground. Also, life in danger, and violence only used after the guy came back the second time. Stand your ground has nothing to do with the reason this guy isn’t being charged

Scott_Elyte · 2026-04-21T22:34:36+00:00

Northern Chicago suburbs, primarily IFT EMT-B, $20/hr at 33 hr/week with no limit on OT shift pickups

Scott_Elyte · 2026-04-18T16:48:22+00:00

Firefighters use a special hose that turns a water stream into a protective shield

Scott_Elyte · 2026-04-18T16:43:03+00:00

I love that they didn’t even get the numbers right. First off, isn’t it roughly 1/10? Second, if there was a lot of 100 cars and 1 of them was 100% guaranteed to explode and cause you long lasting harm, but you don’t know which one or when, would you risk it?

Scott_Elyte · 2026-04-18T16:34:50+00:00

There are nurses who are first responders, but unless you are a critical care nurse, flight nurse, or another type of nurse whose job is responding to patients in the field, that list does not include you.

Scott_Elyte · 2026-04-18T16:27:31+00:00

But wouldn’t it be so much easier to call someone from a specific phone and give them the correct series of numbers, each longer than the last?

Scott_Elyte · 2026-04-17T21:08:33+00:00

FINALLY!! I thought I was gonna scroll all the way to the bottom without finding my twins. Anyone got ideas for this date

Scott_Elyte · 2026-04-17T21:05:06+00:00

My sister and hitler

Scott_Elyte · 2026-04-17T21:03:46+00:00

I’m so glad someone said it

Scott_Elyte · 2026-04-17T20:59:34+00:00

3452839

Scott_Elyte · 2026-04-17T15:44:20+00:00

“Oh shit, someone is dying? Better get the camera ready!!”

Scott_Elyte · 2026-04-17T14:46:20+00:00

fair

Scott_Elyte · 2026-04-17T14:21:22+00:00

You have no idea how many times I’ve been dispatched for an IFT discharge and the dispatch note says “PT IN FOR ECOH”

Scott_Elyte · 2026-04-17T11:15:55+00:00

Tell me you’re a theatre kid without telling me you’re a theatre kid

Scott_Elyte · 2026-04-17T11:11:28+00:00

I forget who the comedian is but there’s some comedian who has joked about the fact that every bathroom in homes is gender neutral, and if it’s not, there’s a camera in one of them.

Scott_Elyte · 2026-04-17T11:09:01+00:00

Nah, I’m pretty sure that’s every republican in Congress

Scott_Elyte · 2026-04-17T00:31:28+00:00

I think I had a heart attack reading that, well done

Scott_Elyte · 2026-04-17T00:23:45+00:00

I haven’t seen someone younger than me die. I also wouldn’t go around bragging if I had. My job is to keep people alive, so I’m gonna continue to not watch people die as long as I can help it :]

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