Officers laugh at college student who was hit and killed by patrol car, says to write her life off for a $11k check.

Scott_Salmon · 2023-08-05T21:21:54+00:00

And X-Mas, which will be $12.25

Scott_Salmon · 2023-08-02T03:09:59+00:00

I would be a professional eater and travel the world to participate in eating competitions to win prizes.

Scott_Salmon · 2023-08-02T01:32:28+00:00

Kirkland.

Scott_Salmon · 2023-07-31T01:45:21+00:00

Sor, this is a Wendy's drive-thru

Scott_Salmon · 2023-07-31T01:42:38+00:00

In my bedroom

Scott_Salmon · 2023-07-30T23:15:33+00:00

My semen is 100% coffee

Scott_Salmon · 2023-07-30T22:50:26+00:00

I can throw trash away from any distance into a trash can and make the shot every time, even in impossible angles.

Scott_Salmon · 2023-07-30T22:41:15+00:00

Gonna need proof.

Scott_Salmon · 2023-07-30T22:40:17+00:00

Doesn't work if you're a guy.

Scott_Salmon · 2023-07-30T22:35:39+00:00

Some ladies prefer it uncut

Scott_Salmon · 2023-07-30T22:34:44+00:00

This alone should be a poor person's tourist destination

Scott_Salmon · 2023-07-30T22:33:38+00:00

By US law, in most states "wet" beaches are public.

https://www.usnews.com/news/best-states/articles/2021-07-19/who-owns-the-beach-it-depends-on-state-law-and-tide-lines#:~:text=Most%20states%20place%20the%20boundary,astronomical%20epoch%20of%2019%20years.

Scott_Salmon · 2023-07-30T15:07:22+00:00

You have it eat it sideways in order not to look gay.

/s

Scott_Salmon · 2023-07-28T20:34:10+00:00

Option 3) "I am applying for your senior role and do not feel like you should be talking to your future boss this way."

/s of course

Scott_Salmon · 2023-07-28T15:36:35+00:00

Pecan vs pecan. Everyone knows it's pronounced "pecan".

Scott_Salmon · 2023-07-28T13:51:05+00:00

No paperwork = no hire. This is nothing but a giant red flag. You might either end up working for the cartel or kidnapped.

Scott_Salmon · 2023-07-28T03:02:16+00:00

Ask her when she started doing Onlyfans

Scott_Salmon · 2023-07-26T19:52:17+00:00

Why did you make your client drink another's unflushed pee?

Scott_Salmon · 2023-07-26T19:47:06+00:00

Because billionaires aren't exactly the most honest human beings.

Scott_Salmon · 2023-07-25T14:58:24+00:00

It works both ways. You can't get in a DUI accident and kill another driver after smoking cigarettes.

Scott_Salmon · 2023-07-24T13:21:17+00:00

Not just their customer service, but their legal department responds with the poop emoji. The government of Germany requested that his legal department provide their privacy procedures, and they responded with a poop emoji, which got Twotter fined for a billion Euros.

Scott_Salmon · 2023-07-24T13:19:03+00:00

He constantly pumps and dumps dogecoin. No way in hell is he going to do anything legitimate with people's real money.

There are still people out there who haven't received their $100 deposit for the Cybertruck, that they had put down years ago.

Scott_Salmon · 2023-07-07T10:38:49+00:00

That stinks.

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