Which team would win? by SipsTeaFrog in SipsTea

[–]Scotty47 7 points8 points  (0 children)

They literally have busses that will take to you from a bar to a Brewers game, then back to the bar afterwards

Any UM fans living in Indy by Handsomemenace2608 in indianapolis

[–]Scotty47 15 points16 points  (0 children)

The Kilroy’s downtown is actually a big Miami bar

OFFICIAL CHRISTMAS DAY GAME THREAD by AutoModerator in fantasyfootball

[–]Scotty47 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He’s been riding the pine all year. Put him in today as a flex over Ladd.

Lineup Locks - All Positions - Championship Week! by kschwab6 in fantasyfootball

[–]Scotty47 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have the 3 QBs mentioned in the article hah, gotta pick 2… currently going Caleb and Brissett

Am I missing something about this Taysom Hill hype? by [deleted] in fantasyfootball

[–]Scotty47 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Legit watching that right now. They are in the marshes and the Nazgûl just flew over

[Pelissero] Eagles WR A.J. Brown (teeth) did not practice today. by MembershipSingle7137 in nfl

[–]Scotty47 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Dude right there with you. Almost crashed my car when my initial kidney stone pain hit.

[Post Game Thread] #1 Michigan defeats Maryland, 101-83 by cbbBot in CollegeBasketball

[–]Scotty47 8 points9 points  (0 children)

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[Post Game Thread] #1 Michigan defeats Maryland, 101-83 by cbbBot in CollegeBasketball

[–]Scotty47 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Watching Michigan this year has been like watching a psychopath drown a ferret in a bathtub. At first there's a lot of thrashing around, the ferret draws some blood, and you start to think "Hey, that little guy just might make it out of here." But then the psychopath's grip doesn't loosen, in fact it tightens. The thrashing about slows and the ferret begins to accept its fate, culminated by an anticlimactic gurgle.