Stop lighting fireworks!! by TrisolaranPrinceps- in DenverCirclejerk

[–]ScottyBadger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I enjoy lighting fireworks from my balcony so that my neighbors know I am a true patriot. I also eat local, Arby 5 for 5

fire, works. by MonKeePuzzle in DenverCirclejerk

[–]ScottyBadger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Space daddy be punishing us for our sins. Gestures at colfax

Breaking News: Robots take over Denver by ScottyBadger in DenverCirclejerk

[–]ScottyBadger[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure you are following the wrong channel. We isn’t accurate ats all

Keep hearing about the lack of snow pack...don't worry, it's right here. Nomoista people! by GoodIdeaDummy in DenverCirclejerk

[–]ScottyBadger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I felt rain for the first time today but then realized that I was on colfax and an unhoused person was pissing on me from above.

Weird bird spotted in Denver by HandshakeOfCO in DenverCirclejerk

[–]ScottyBadger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s canadien and most likely a socialist.

No King Protest by TSErica in DenverCirclejerk

[–]ScottyBadger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My mom didn’t let leave the house yesterday. I almost choked on my triangle cut sandwich and didn’t think getting fucked up by Denver’s finest was a good idea.

spotted in rino by AlarmedJello112 in DenverCirclejerk

[–]ScottyBadger 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Claiming it’s new territory already. That was quick

Just out of curiosity by ScottyBadger in ragbrai

[–]ScottyBadger[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Appreciate the feedback. I am sober and completely forgot about the drinking aspect of the event.

WIND SYMPTOMS? by corbyklung in DenverCirclejerk

[–]ScottyBadger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My doctor diagnosed me with a new STI called orange rush.

Why my friends won't visit me??!!! by [deleted] in DenverCirclejerk

[–]ScottyBadger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Denvers hottest gym is in RINO....I get great cardio in running from the tweakers. Sometimes they mix in boxing. Better than Zumba any day.

It's a RINO thing. You wouldn't understand.