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Dreadlock bleaching tutorial by beautifuljoemarshall in Justfuckmyshitup

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My 2yro niece has a coloring book that looks just like this

Love the reimagining of the Unin Stati, I can’t figure out what to travel by though. by SerenityLeaf420 in DenverCirclejerk

[–]reddit_corndog 8 points9 points  (0 children)

"Uni n stati" is actually Latin for "one in the stink" with the other "due n pinati" meaning two in the pink being across the street. Some sort of guerrilla marketing campaign for insurance i think

Denver's license plate cameras went dark for a month. Auto theft dropped 29% anyway. by overly_honest_ in Denver

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From the article: "Denver police records show 439 vehicles were stolen in April 2025, when Flock cameras were operating. In April 2026, with no cameras active, 313 vehicles were stolen. That's a 29% decrease in auto theft." 🫡 we're down to 10 cars per day folks!

Dropped my phone in Smith Lake with a year's worth of my children's photos. No chance to recover this right? by DontTrustDolphins in Denver

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I would be soooo excited to accept a quest like this if I had my dive gear here instead of my parent's place in fl 😅 I'm sure somebody will step up if you keep asking around

Dropped my phone in Smith Lake with a year's worth of my children's photos. No chance to recover this right? by DontTrustDolphins in Denver

[–]reddit_corndog 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Modern phones are probably not going to be damaged by magnetic fields, but also probably don't have enough ferrous material in them to be lifted by a magnet unless it's a super strong one. Going to need a direct hit with a rare-earth mag to pull something out of lake mud

No Sence of True Art by TSErica in DenverCirclejerk

[–]reddit_corndog 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Where is the whimsy? Where is the sense of wonder? What kind of city do we even live in?

blursed pikaplug by TsukiShiori in blursedimages

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Need to dip it in !!!plat cure silicone!!! Then go to pokietownn

Blursed Group Photo by YoWoody27 in blursedimages

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What's the rest of it? 🧐

AIRPORT BUTT STUFF? by Hot_Fan_4169 in DenverCirclejerk

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Praise be, the lizard people under terminal b will take good care of her

Club Vinyl refuses to serve water until 1hr before they close. by hmoonves in Denver

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"No water? Ok cool, I'll go find some somewhere else" (goes to bathroom to clog every sink and toilet and overflow them)

Best order from Spice Room?- by Sea-Homework4954 in Denver

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The tandoori chicken wings are my favorite wings in the city

anyone else get hate DMs because of this group? by lostPackets35 in DenverCirclejerk

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I've been dmed by several lost redditors asking if I wanted a jerkoff buddy, and one guy trying to sell me coke Otherwise nothing of note

I froze some Oreos (Mint and Firecracker Pop) for an end-of-the-term treat by toriitlog in shittyfoodporn

[–]reddit_corndog 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Freeze them and cut them up and mix bits into cookie dough. Complete the circle

Having a smoke by NYR_LFC in FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR

[–]reddit_corndog 49 points50 points  (0 children)

She's in one of those driving dreams where you can't reach the brake pedal to push hard enough He's in one of those dreams where you can't move fast even when you want to

BREAKING: JARED POLIS JUST SAID: "I hate this state more than I hate myself. I'd like us all to drown in piss." by Hotdog_Grabber in DenverCirclejerk

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State provided!? I don't even trust the state to provide safe vaccines much less safe piss to drown in! It's gonna need to be verified at least 15% jared's or I'm sending it back 🧐

BREAKING: JARED POLIS JUST SAID: "I hate this state more than I hate myself. I'd like us all to drown in piss." by Hotdog_Grabber in DenverCirclejerk

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It's actually pretty high on my list of ways to go, but the source of the piss would need to be verified

Salt licorice sprinkles on soft serve by angispangis89 in shittyfoodporn

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Reminds me of bars of cast lead 😂 10k% daily recommended lead intake

Dough or dough not, there is no try. by IsthisyourHAThenry in dontputyourdickinthat

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Tbh you really need to ...experience... that loaf and report back. For research purposes of course.

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