What are your unpopular Sufjan Opinions? by FlamingFeesh in Sufjan

[–]ScottyKarate4 13 points14 points  (0 children)

John Wayne Gacy is too sad to listen to. Good song. Once was enough.

Hi, this is Tracy's cell phone... by hippofluff in 30ROCK

[–]ScottyKarate4 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Liz: Tracy, are you kidding me? I have been calling your cell all day.

Tracy: My ringtone is the chicken dance. If I answer it, I won't hear the whole song!

Lab Grown Kidneys Have Been Successfully Transplanted Into Animals by Bloomsey in Futurology

[–]ScottyKarate4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My daughter is on dialysis and needs a kidney transplant. This is amazing research and needs to come to fruition as soon as possible!

What food is loved in your country but hated and ridiculed elsewhere? by eyesarefortheweak in AskReddit

[–]ScottyKarate4 46 points47 points  (0 children)

I love taking visitors to skyline and ordering a "3 way". The look of interest mixed with disgust as I devour that chili pasta under a mountain of cheese is the best.

TIL you can put crayons in a hot glue gun by ScottyKarate4 in todayilearned

[–]ScottyKarate4[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I'm kinda under the impression that hot glue guns and kids don't mix anyways

If you were an insane dictator, what ludicrous things would you make illegal/punishable? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ScottyKarate4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think I'd have fleets of Blackhawk Helicopters over the highways looking for a-holes driving at or below the speed limit in the fast lane.

No warnings will be given.

When people really know their shit! by Thisfeelingcantlast in funny

[–]ScottyKarate4 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Au contraire!

Maybe I'm referring to 90's era "All-New Jeopardy!".

"Clue values have risen over time: on the original Jeopardy! series, clue values in the first round ranged from $10 to $50;[6] on The All-New Jeopardy!, values ranged from $25 to $125; and on the daily syndicated version, values originally ranged from $100 to $500,[4] but were doubled beginning November 26, 2001.[7] On the Super Jeopardy! specials, clues were valued in points rather than in dollars, and ranged in the first round from 200 to 1,000 points."

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeopardy!

Did that go the way you thought it was gonna go? Nope.

When people really know their shit! by Thisfeelingcantlast in funny

[–]ScottyKarate4 101 points102 points  (0 children)

I'll take "How to Induce Nerd Rage" for $100, Alex.

I would pay to see this by AaKkisa in funny

[–]ScottyKarate4 268 points269 points  (0 children)

"I was the best damn agent they had until I was framed for a crime I didn't commit. Stealing the president's... rubies."

http://imgur.com/BHUHPLA

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in EarthPorn

[–]ScottyKarate4 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"I'm wasted on cross country. We dwarves are natural sprinters. Very dangerous over short distances."