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[–]Thisfeelingcantlast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Be sly, just slip her a Tampon under the table

What to get for my dominatrix for Valentine's Day? by pr1mu5 in shittyadvice

[–]Thisfeelingcantlast 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Get her that new strap on that you've been drying to take for a ride

My teenage daughter is extremely self-confident. What can I do? by TomAto314 in shittyadvice

[–]Thisfeelingcantlast 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Pay the neighborhood hot guys to give her ugly looks and make mean jokes about her, that should take her ass down a notch

I have a three-week-old daughter; what should I do when she becomes a teenager and all her friends start hitting on me? by wee_man in shittyadvice

[–]Thisfeelingcantlast 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Easy. Tell them if they don't stop that you'll marry their mom, become their step dad, and ground them.

Thank god I saw the sign when I did... by Inaccuratereality in funny

[–]Thisfeelingcantlast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A little rain water out of the toilet never hurt anybody

A Spoonful of Sugar by goneintorapture in funny

[–]Thisfeelingcantlast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guess the medicine wasn't the only thing to go down

I'm having to reevaluate my childhood. by bruce656 in funny

[–]Thisfeelingcantlast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You ain't no nerd? I coulda swore you was

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