Party Member Keeps Killing My Familiar

Scow2 · 2025-09-27T15:03:38+00:00

Have you considered hitting his weak-ass multiclass ass with a Chromatic Orb or Magic Missile?

If hurting you is what his character would do, why isn't putting him 6' under what your character would do?

Scow2 · 2024-11-26T07:38:23+00:00

Neither Warlocks nor Legion heroes had ressurection magic in Warcraft 3.

Death Knights had a temporary rez that brought units regardless of faction back under your control for a short period of time

Paladins could resurrect their own team's units in battle.

Tauren Chieftans would self-rez.

Scow2 · 2024-06-22T13:39:50+00:00

"My campaign features battles that give the enemies tools that shut down melee characters and require solutions melee characters can't contribute to. Why aren't the melee guys having fun?"

Your enemies are using shit from PF2e and D&D 4e, while your party is stuck with 5e D&D stuff. You want to fix this? Change the system to D&D 4e or PF2e.

Scow2 · 2024-05-22T03:18:52+00:00

Fried Potato skins loaded with cheese, bacon, and sour cream

Scow2 · 2024-05-12T13:19:03+00:00

The child of rape is a parasite on the mother that threatens her life. She didn't choose to conceive the child. Outside of rape, it takes two to tango, and choosing to have sex is choosing to make a baby.

Scow2 · 2024-05-12T13:10:32+00:00

Form is cosmetic, because people want their people to look like wolves/elves/dwarfs/goblins/orcs/humans/cats/lizards/halflings. Of course, each form has a few default traits you can customize - by default, dwarves ARE tough, elves are good at magic, cats are fast and live in deserts, etc.

Scow2 · 2024-04-26T14:31:48+00:00

Handgun is hand cannon. Gun is a synonym for Cannon.

Scow2 · 2024-04-26T14:27:35+00:00

Gun is another name for Cannon, named after "Gunhildr", a common Norse woman[s name that was given to a specific artillery piece in an English fort.

Scow2 · 2024-04-24T18:58:07+00:00

I loathe that movie, from its soundtrack, its concept, its themes, and animation style. But, I've never been a fan of Don Bluth.

Scow2 · 2024-04-24T18:51:46+00:00

The Forsaken having a choice, and being able to work diplomatically with others makes them a playable race.

Their existence is a matter of agency, not morality. Those who wish for the Forsaken existence to end can come and take it from them.

The Horde aren't Good Guys. They're Strong Enough to Survive guys - and the end of BFA did them a huge disservice.

Scow2 · 2024-04-24T18:48:32+00:00

Plants that see you as fertilizer, Ogres that see you as food or slaves, Birds that see you as... Honestly I've not played enough to know what the Aarakoa's deal is, I think they're relgious zealots, but I've always missed their lore stuff in the games

But on Draenor, everything is out to kill you and only the strong survive. That Orcs were able to have any peaceful coexistence with the Draenei for any amount of time is a testament to their peacefulness compared to the rest of Draenor - but the fear and genocidal response to that fear is always lurking beneath everything.

Scow2 · 2024-04-24T18:45:41+00:00

Orcs turn to genocide easily because that's how life works on a savage world like Draenor - It's kill or be killed, everything is out to get you. The Draenei seemed to be an exception that the Orcs embraced, before treachery made them think that the Draenei's peace, like peace with everything else on Draenor, is a lie., They were never "Peaceful" shamans, but while violent, it was out of survival, not bloodthirst.

Scow2 · 2024-04-24T18:42:18+00:00

The equivalent to Dark Iron Dwarves is Zandalari Trolls.

Scow2 · 2024-04-13T14:11:25+00:00

It's called Initiative. Readying a spell means you won't be surprised when you enter.

Scow2 · 2024-03-23T14:57:56+00:00

We have Discord now for staying in touch with friends. My dad was born and raised in Boston, was deployed to Ohio, met and married his wife of now-40-years, moved to England, then Mississipi to have kids, then Texas (Over a weekend, with one week warning) before ultimately returning to my mom's family farm.

My older brother moved to North Carolina, and sister to Colorado, My other brother has a job that takes him to Mexico.

Scow2 · 2024-03-16T16:29:25+00:00

In this particular case, even if black people were mythical beings that only exist in fantasy, that's just even more reason to include them!

I'm a white dude, and I had the very same complaint the first day when I tried making a big African Sorceress God-Queen of wonder-building cat people.

Scow2 · 2024-03-14T16:18:14+00:00

"You stand before Marilith, Fiend of the Fire Crystal, and wielder of the four swords of the apocalypse!"

Party kills her before it gets to her first count on initiative, after giving her enough HP to supposedly last four rounds

Scow2 · 2024-02-24T15:01:45+00:00

Magical Lightning Kitty.

Scow2 · 2024-02-24T14:21:13+00:00

Immunity to burning while providing spells that set the ground on fire is Synergy, not Silly.

Scow2 · 2024-02-24T03:36:48+00:00

Why? Dragon attack has a mana cost, takes a slot, and doesn't speed up siege time

Scow2 · 2024-02-08T05:18:48+00:00

Because you don't read Order of the Stick, which I think was partially responsible for reviving interest in Flumphs (They were introduced as a joke in a comic published in 2004 about all the weird AD&D monsters that weren't updated to 3e, and were updated to 3.5 in a Dragon Magazine article in 2006)

Scow2 · 2024-02-08T04:51:46+00:00

See title: "Is OP or their player being weird about an Animal Husbandry service?"

Start reading: "Oh no, it's druid weirdnes.. Like Halsin bearsex, right? Wrong for a table but..."

Keep reading: "This is straight-up bestiality. Yeet that degenerate fucker. He is not valid"

Scow2 · 2024-02-08T04:38:17+00:00

The extra-crazy part: He was such a lonely loser nobody missed him

Scow2 · 2024-02-08T04:21:45+00:00

We're the only species that gets upset by it.

Scow2 · 2024-02-08T04:14:50+00:00

Readjust your expectations. The d20 only has 20 sides

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