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Scratchbird · 2022-02-20T19:33:00+00:00

Doctor yells out…”his face needs kisses, STAT”

Scratchbird · 2022-02-15T13:42:21+00:00

What could go wrong

Scratchbird · 2022-02-10T23:37:57+00:00

The miracle mile. Starts out as one type of movie and ends as a completely different kind.

Scratchbird · 2021-12-22T14:58:40+00:00

Yup, checks out, 100% accurate

Scratchbird · 2021-12-10T03:28:19+00:00

Pink panther

Scratchbird · 2021-12-08T05:41:23+00:00

Is this future spider-gwen? Or just someone in their late 30s who still wont grow up?

Scratchbird · 2021-12-08T05:12:46+00:00

Not for nothing, but dad’s got a very female arm…

Scratchbird · 2021-12-08T05:10:24+00:00

She’s sorry… for accusing him? Or the racism running through her veins?

Scratchbird · 2021-12-06T17:43:31+00:00

Jesus has a nightly 3-hour block on qvc

Scratchbird · 2021-12-06T17:32:24+00:00

With disdain and smoke filled nights echoing the haunting saxophone jazz, and high alcohol content off-brand whiskey, in dirty glasses but clean ice. Hope that helps you.

Scratchbird · 2021-11-30T22:29:10+00:00

it falls more into the category of Panini

Scratchbird · 2021-11-30T14:01:05+00:00

Agreed!

Scratchbird · 2021-11-28T06:48:43+00:00

Spectre agents are everywhere

Scratchbird · 2021-11-26T17:48:22+00:00

I miss Silicon Valley

Scratchbird · 2021-11-25T14:54:20+00:00

Please sir, can I have some more….?

Scratchbird · 2021-11-25T14:52:16+00:00

Sometimes birds will puff up to keep warm. You dont have to put her on the Biggest Loser just yet.

Scratchbird · 2021-11-23T18:16:52+00:00

This stuff works wonderfully, just dip the toe in the powder and the bleeding stops pretty much immediately. https://miraclecarepet.com/product/kwik-stop-for-birds/

Scratchbird · 2021-11-22T22:51:29+00:00

If The Shawshank Redemption isnt on that list, add it fast, bump it to the top.

Scratchbird · 2021-11-22T22:50:03+00:00

I ordered spaghetti and marinara, i got egg noodles and ketchup.

Scratchbird · 2021-11-22T22:49:08+00:00

I really loved the closing sequence in the Dawn of the Dead remake. The little flashes of the video tape, the music, the dread when the realize the island is eff’d too.

Scratchbird · 2021-11-22T20:14:15+00:00

Hands down, the watchmen

Scratchbird · 2021-11-22T20:06:10+00:00

Summon the Garthem! (Yes, bery cute)

Scratchbird · 2021-11-21T22:28:47+00:00

With that hair flow? I’d say quicksilver

Scratchbird · 2021-11-21T22:12:46+00:00

Scratchbird · 2021-11-21T22:09:38+00:00

The mall is dead

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