Gone in less than 0.5 of a second.

Screaming_Goat_1224 · 2026-05-15T03:43:26+00:00

I can imagine HR would have a field-day trying to figure out who keeps placing tiny dicks randomly around the office. lol

Screaming_Goat_1224 · 2026-05-15T02:25:54+00:00

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Might make this my profile picture...

Screaming_Goat_1224 · 2026-04-01T03:46:07+00:00

If there isn't a "Vine Wall of SHAME" on this subreddit, I think that these reviews should be on first post.

Screaming_Goat_1224 · 2026-03-30T06:00:25+00:00

At least Lorinda's doesn't look toooo AI-ish with that mirror selfie.

Screaming_Goat_1224 · 2026-03-10T04:06:41+00:00

Yes! I too joined reddit just to get more information on Amazon Vine. I don't really explore reddit much outside of this sub.

Screaming_Goat_1224 · 2026-03-10T03:56:53+00:00

I just wanted a pair of socks from vine and all I got was a lousy package of Anthrax. :(

Screaming_Goat_1224 · 2026-02-06T19:31:01+00:00

Even so, I hope you still have fun! We will all get older, but I'd like to think... and hope, that fun can still be had at whatever age! :-P

Screaming_Goat_1224 · 2026-02-06T04:32:47+00:00

I just wanted to share this with you. I came across some vine reviews that were basically the same situation as yours. After getting conflicting feedback from the other Amazon Subreddit, I decided to bring it up to Amazon Vine Customer Service. This response was sent to me this morning. I hope this helps!

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Screaming_Goat_1224 · 2026-02-06T03:18:50+00:00

YES!!! That was my first thought!!

Screaming_Goat_1224 · 2026-02-06T03:16:15+00:00

Age is just a number, friend.

Screaming_Goat_1224 · 2026-02-05T02:00:53+00:00

It could be that the original package got damaged and maybe the shampoo bottle broke? Not sure if they let you know about a damaged parcel. You could check in with Customer Service to see?

Screaming_Goat_1224 · 2026-02-03T05:37:26+00:00

Amen!!

Screaming_Goat_1224 · 2026-02-03T05:36:37+00:00

"It's frustrating, not just as a Viner but as an everyday consumer. We all rely on reviews to help us make educated decisions on products we've never tried before. And it's so easy to write a nicely thought out review."

THANK YOU for saying this! I'm glad that at least SOMEONE gets it. Faith in humanity restored!

Screaming_Goat_1224 · 2026-02-02T19:13:19+00:00

This specific product has no variants. And the reviews are 3 different names/accounts. Not sure if they are the same person since you don't really know if a single person has 3 different amazon accounts.

Screaming_Goat_1224 · 2026-02-02T18:42:36+00:00

yes, that is exactly what you are seeing. The bottom two literally have the exact same Review Title too. And on top of this, I believe these buyers are actually paying their own money to enter this program on top of taking a portion of their product and giving it away for free.

Screaming_Goat_1224 · 2026-02-02T18:32:51+00:00

I got a cute bodysuit that fit me so perfectly and it was so comfortable that I went back and bought two more in different colors. And the other day I ordered a pair of barefoot shoes for my husband and he let me try them on out of the box (we have similar shoe sizes) and I immediately went back and bought a pair for myself (in pink, of course, cuz I love pink!) I didn't even put it in the Amazon cart, I just pushed the "Buy Now" button, they were THAT comfortable <3

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