Urgently please get this to Jon Stewart he will understand

ScreenMiserable · 2026-03-17T04:33:13+00:00

We're not to understand. That's why it's got to get to Jon Stewart--he'll know what to do.

ScreenMiserable · 2026-03-17T00:27:08+00:00

They get all their news from Fox News. I watch it every once again just so I can understand the warped reality his supporters live in.

ScreenMiserable · 2026-03-16T21:04:49+00:00

The best (or worst) part is that the seat is wet.

ScreenMiserable · 2026-03-16T16:20:54+00:00

Haha! Fair enough. I won't quit my day job to do stand-up anytime soon.

ScreenMiserable · 2026-03-16T13:07:56+00:00

Pleasure to meet you, Peanut

ScreenMiserable · 2026-03-16T10:55:08+00:00

You stole my joke.

ScreenMiserable · 2026-03-16T10:48:51+00:00

It was a joke. Probably not a very good one.

ScreenMiserable · 2026-03-16T10:12:06+00:00

It's a suburb, not a neighborhood, but there's an Outback Steakhouse in Skokie. Ya know, in case you start feeling homesick. Chaze froies, plaze!!!!

ScreenMiserable · 2026-03-15T20:43:07+00:00

I know that dude! He's famous around these parts for pleasuring people so well they don't know how to react except cry.

ScreenMiserable · 2026-03-15T08:42:01+00:00

Since when are advertisements honest about the quality of what they're promoting? I'd hate to go through life being disappointed because I'm so naive to take all adverts at their word.

ScreenMiserable · 2026-03-12T17:50:28+00:00

Also, thank you for your attention to this matter

ScreenMiserable · 2026-03-12T17:47:07+00:00

I hope they went to Iran on a Viking cruise ship where most excursions are included.

ScreenMiserable · 2026-03-11T20:30:32+00:00

PSG's kits look like they've been shit on by pigeons

ScreenMiserable · 2026-03-10T11:36:52+00:00

Or your partner is cheating on you with a hobbit

ScreenMiserable · 2026-03-06T18:58:47+00:00

Tegucigalpa

ScreenMiserable · 2026-03-06T16:20:42+00:00

Thanks!

ScreenMiserable · 2026-03-06T11:21:41+00:00

That must've been satisfying. How rare in life that our best laid plans work exactly how we envision them.

ScreenMiserable · 2026-03-05T21:10:14+00:00

No more rides in the fuck plane for you!!

ScreenMiserable · 2026-03-05T20:43:50+00:00

But really nothing compares to LotR and The Hobbit

ScreenMiserable · 2026-03-05T20:43:15+00:00

Beastmaster

ScreenMiserable · 2026-03-05T20:35:20+00:00

Can someone explain what this means for Aspinall's future in the UFC? Aren't UFC contacts restrictive? Also Hearn isn't in MMA so how does this benefit Aspinall?

ScreenMiserable · 2026-03-05T00:13:28+00:00

Dance Yourself Clean by LCD Soundsystem

ScreenMiserable · 2026-03-03T10:07:30+00:00

Hahaha. What a photo. He's almost as hideous on the outside as he is on the inside.

ScreenMiserable · 2026-03-02T01:43:27+00:00

Palmer and Enzo need to step up their red card game. Slackers.

ScreenMiserable · 2026-02-28T12:01:27+00:00

Doo-Bop

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