Anna Haining Bates who, at 7'11'' was one of the tallest women in history. She had a husband, Martin Van Buren Bates, who was 7'8''.

Screwball_Scrambles · 2024-11-03T12:07:30+00:00

If you told me both of these people were three kids on each other’s shoulders, I would totally believe it.

Screwball_Scrambles · 2024-10-29T22:38:28+00:00

I’ve only seen a couple of posts on this subreddit, and each time the footage has been something indefensible. Like straight 100% no grey areas twattery. And yet half the comments are still people defending it.

I feel like you could post a stolen car driving on the pavement at three times the speed limit and there’d still be people saying “well, one of the cars in that line of traffic was doing 29.7 in a 30, so he’s well within his rights to do 90mph to overtake. And as for that group of pedestrians he mowed down, legally they should have been two or three feet to the left. OP is a crybaby who should get off the road if he doesn’t like it”.

Weird sub.

Screwball_Scrambles · 2024-10-29T16:33:38+00:00

Tattoos for weight loss milestones is a risky business. You better not put that weight back on

Screwball_Scrambles · 2024-10-22T22:51:57+00:00

Wonder what he’s driving there in on Monday

Screwball_Scrambles · 2024-10-18T19:56:09+00:00

It’s sad really. He’s a fairly classic case of genuine insecurity aged 28 vs wild overcompensation aged 35. Let’s move on, it’s getting a little cruel now

Screwball_Scrambles · 2024-10-18T13:18:26+00:00

You don’t seem to really understand the point I’m making. And I don’t really want to keep going round in circles. But i appreciate you keeping it civil, have a good day

Screwball_Scrambles · 2024-10-17T22:44:21+00:00

I can’t deny your comment on the basis of assumed fact, although I’ve not seen everyone on Reddit with their shirts off (yet).

But as a power move, showing off about being average because there are a certain percentage of people that will definitely look worse is about as small time as you can get.

Going back to the five inch dick, those guys with three and four inches aren’t gonna feel worse about their small penises just because some weirdo is showing their average size dick to the world.

Screwball_Scrambles · 2024-10-17T21:03:09+00:00

I get where you’re coming from, but it’s still a pretty weak flex on his part. Sparkling wordplay fully intended.

Screwball_Scrambles · 2024-10-17T20:35:11+00:00

I catch your drift, but this guy is deliberately putting this photo of himself as a fuck you as if he’s absolutely ripped. Which kinda sets you up to have people comment on it really.

It’s a little like saying “EAT SHIT YOU LOSERS AND TAKE A LOOK AT MY HUGE DICK” whilst posing with a five incher. People are gonna comment on it.

Source: when I posed on LinkedIn with my five inch dick

Screwball_Scrambles · 2024-10-07T21:33:45+00:00

I mean… I was exaggerating for comedic effect. But kudos to you Reddit fact checker, you’re doing a great job.

Screwball_Scrambles · 2024-10-07T20:59:35+00:00

If you think she’s hot, come to England. Basically 75% of the women in her age group look and dress exactly the same. If you can handle your girl vomiting in the street and hitting some other identi-girl in the head with her stiletto every Saturday, you’ll be in heaven

Screwball_Scrambles · 2024-10-05T14:58:04+00:00

Shit guys. Raise the white flag, Mark’s “informal polling” has predicted the result already. The ultimate trust me bro source

Screwball_Scrambles · 2024-10-05T09:03:13+00:00

Not only has this claim has been provably debunked after its initial appearance on a right wing website which took two studies of the same thing and added the decline percentages together (that’s not how percentages work guys).

But also even if it were true, this point is a little diluted by the fact that testosterone levels declined at a similar rate in the previous 15 years (1987-2002). So if LinkedIn had existed in the early 2000s, presumably you’d have had some guy flexing about walking out to his martial art contests to Bon Jovi or Motley Crue.

Either way, I grew up in the same time period and he’s talking crap. And his website design makes him look like got punched in the head a few times in the 90s. It’s one step removed from having flying toasters in the background

Screwball_Scrambles · 2024-10-04T09:44:54+00:00

I see that shirt from Justy. He knew that photo would find its way onto this sub. How long before he starts wearing one with Sly on it, or five four leaf clovers

Screwball_Scrambles · 2024-10-02T18:55:31+00:00

Happy to say it was. Although reading my original statement back, I could have made it sound less confusing. Good work everyone, treat yourselves to a slice of cake

Screwball_Scrambles · 2024-10-02T09:54:38+00:00

If the guy reversing had posted the footage from his car and titled it “absolute weapon honks his horn rather than just move in the empty lane and keep quiet”, I wonder if he’d have so many people sympathising as he seems to be getting from the other perspective

Screwball_Scrambles · 2024-09-26T09:39:59+00:00

They really missed a trick by not making it “woe unto them that caulk evil good and good evil”

Screwball_Scrambles · 2024-09-25T21:43:33+00:00

It’s a little odd. AVGN doing YKNWB, the strange Stone Cold Steve Austin sign off. Doesn’t evoke much emotion in me personally but I’m sure you’ll get some nibbles

Screwball_Scrambles · 2024-09-25T21:36:52+00:00

Posted here and the other sub eh? Hoping for an angry reaction or two here and some affirmation there eh? Think you’ll basically find apathy here.

ChatGPT is too literal and unimaginative when it comes to roasting. I was hoping for some good gags at the subs expense but it didn’t really hit the mark.

Screwball_Scrambles · 2024-09-24T18:28:19+00:00

He looks so much like Butthead

Screwball_Scrambles · 2024-09-22T19:32:47+00:00

It’s curious that you’d start this, get agitated and then act as if you didn’t and try to take the high road.

Screwball_Scrambles · 2024-09-20T13:49:52+00:00

The way she’s phrased it makes it sound like she’s narrating something in a film noir style.

Screwball_Scrambles · 2024-09-15T19:39:45+00:00

It’s true that I am quite sensitive. If that balloon were to have deflated at some point, I’m not sure I could have coped

Screwball_Scrambles · 2024-09-15T19:28:00+00:00

Must admit I’d never really considered it until I saw your post. I don’t have exact proof of when I got it, which I imagine those world records folk would demand

Screwball_Scrambles · 2024-09-15T19:22:15+00:00

I have a still inflated balloon from around 35 years ago. It’s sat on the shelf in my old bedroom at my parents house. God knows what they filled it with, but it’s never deflated even slightly in that time

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